*Why the chicken crossed the road in the words of the Star Wars characters!!*




Yoda:
Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.

Vader:
Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

Luke:
Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.

Leia:
I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.

Han:
Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!

Threepio:
I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.

Artoo:
beep beep be bop.

Chewie:
Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!

Ben:
Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.

Boba Fett:
What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!

Wedge:
My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?

Jerjerrod:
The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.

Bib:
Die chicken wanga?

Biggs:
At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?

Tarkin:
The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!

Uncle Owen:
I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.

Aunt Beru:
He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.

Admiral Ackbar:
All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark

Lando:
Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of gots crossing that road, after what you pulled!

Emperor:
Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.

Jabba:
Bo shuda chicken!