A legend in his own mind . . .

   The air was thick and warm, and a heavy fog was rolling off the lake. Bazil was walking cautiously, ears alert for any sound of his foes. When he had reached the peak of the hill behind him, he had spotted flames below, and he was now near to the source. The fog was taking on a flickering, reddish quality, so Baz knew he was close.
    Looks like the cursed Abyss out here he thought. Taking a firmer grip on his staff, he made his way past the broken gates of the shattered town.
    Strange....there were no bodies anywhere, only shattered furniture. A hat rack here, an end table there, all hacked to pieces, as if by a sword or axe.
    Curiouser and curiouser...Baz readied a spell of undying fire on his lips and grimly travelled towards the center square. Soon....he would get to the bottom of this...
 
    "Die you misbegotten sons of dogs!"
    The cry reached Baz's ears through the fog, bringing him instantly on his guard. He knew that voice. It was the voice of his most sex crazed adversary, Julian! But how could that be?!?!? He had personally crushed his skull!
 
    "You bastards! You'll never take the mighty Julian Stillsmore down!"
 
    Well that settles that question.
 
    Bazil set off at a run towards the sound of the hoarse cries. As he closed in, he thought he could hear chopping sounds...strange. Bazil increased his pace.
 
    As the massively powerful, mighty thewed, magnificiently magical mage reached the square, the fog lifted, giving Bazil a clear view of the situation. It was indeed Julian, and he was quite alive. The warrior was duelling valiantly with a bloodthirsty        horde of crazed...furniture?!?!
    What foul spell is this, that can bring ordinary house fixtures to life and instill them with a horrid thirst for the blood of innocents....or Julian.
 
    Surprisingly, despite the huge numbers of various pieces of furniture assailing him, Julian was handling himself fairly well, although he was bleeding from many small cuts. Except of course for that huge, beefy (well...maybe not beefy per se, but       you get the point) dresser that was...umm...sneaking up on Julian. (how the hell does a dresser sneak? Ahh well...on with it!)
 
    Smiling lightly, Bazil unleashed the spell of Undying Fire at the dresser, causing it to burst into the neverending flames. And let me tell you...the horrid death-screams of possessed, beefy, sneaking dressers is truly shattering. Not for the faint of heart.
    Then, Bazil fired off six more fireballs in rapid succession, each coming closer and closer to Julian. The aghast tables and dressers and such flew through the air with reckless abandon. The few that managed to survive the fireballs and the subsequent landings were understandably miffed. Flying through the air after being blown there by a ball of flame as big as a house is not a good way to spend ones time. Those few that survived were mercilessly incinerated by Bazils great arcane mastery. He set    them on fire of course. (strange preoccupation with fire...don't you think?)
 
    Well anyway...by this time Julian was looking fairly surprised. he spun around, looking for the source of those saving fireballs. when his gaze alighted upon the triumphant mage, his expression turned to puzzlement.
 
    "Why did you save me, O Great One?" the battered warrior questioned.
    "Because I think you may just be able to help me, old one," Baz replied. "the bard has continued to give us the slip, and is even now on this very lake, searching for a means to defeat us both." Baz didn't question how he knew this, he just did. Gut feeling, if you will.
    Bazil continued. "I want you to help me track him down. Do not attack the bard himself, he would be too much for you in your weakened physical condition, but his skeleton crew...they are a different story altogether. I want them dead"
 
    Bazil continued speaking to the apt ears of the wounded fighter, but his mind wandered elsewhere. How had he known of the skeleton crew, and the weapon that Balanthalus would use. He suddenly realized he possessed knowledge he had no     explainable way of knowing!
 
    Hearing a light sound behind him, Baz whipped around to see....the old bard from the forest! Cordicello! How had the old coot caught up with him!
 
    The ruffled old bard was walking slowly into the square. Noticing Bazils interest, he smiled coldly.
 
    "Of course I caught up with you, young one. I AM after all, a premiere bard. We have ways to move quickly" he said. Bazil noticed there was no accent to speak of.
 
    "Now Bazil. I want you to leave this warrior to me, I will council him on how to chase down Balanthalus and how to defeat the skeletons. You must go after the bard now."
 
    "But..." Baz began.
    "NO. you go NOW" The power in the old ones voice was stunning, the air trembled with its power. The unreasonable anger in his voice frightened Bazil.
    "You have questioned me for the last time, impetuous mage!Now I send you to a place where you shall bother me no more and I can follow my own goals withOUT your petty interference!" Even as he spoke, the grimy bard wove his hands in intricate patterns. Bazil almost recognized the patterns, but then it was too late.
 
      Everything went black, and Bazil felt no more.

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