Hello League!  This is the very first edition of the League 
of Mad Scientist's newsletter

from the desk in Deep 6 it's...........
The E-Zine of Evil!!!
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INDEX
Introduction ("The E-Zine of Evil's explanation")
Page Info (what's new)
Evil Thoughts For Today
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The E-Zine of Evil's explanation:

Hello, salutations, bonjour, greetings, howdy, hi-de-ho, 
ello-hay, you get the idea.  
Tis' I, the ever evil Dr.Elizabeth Langstrom, here to 
answer some pre-concocted questions you may or may not 
have about this new undertaking.

Q1.  So what the hell is this newsletter thingy?
    
A1.  Well, it's a e-zine for and about the general evildoings 
of any and all of the League of Mad Scientists.

Q2.  What's an e-zine?!?
A2.  It's an e-mail magazine.  Duh.

Q3.  Who can write in this e-zine?
A3.  Anyone who wants to.  All they have to do is e-mail me
(wmeagher@ncia.com) with their article and it'll be in 
the next edition of the 'Zine.  Spelling errors will be 
corrected unless otherwise requested, or unless it's 
completly perfect in every way already and can't be 
changed without the use of mind-warping stupidity on 
my part.

Q4.  Where were you on June 12, 1992?
A4.  THAT QUESTION IS ENTIRELY IRRELEVANT!!!  I'M 
CUTTING SHORT THIS INTERVIEW!!!

        There, I hope that this has provided you with enough 
information to satisfy your overflowing curiousity.  No 
really, no applause, it was nothing.  I MEAN IT MOM!  STOP 
CLAPPING!!  Any questions that I wasn't asked that anyone 
wants to know the answers to?  Mail em' to me and they'll be 
in the next edition of the E-Zine of Evil.
Ok?  Ok.

Dr.Elizabeth "two-tone" Langstrom
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Page info:
What's New?

Well, the only thing that's new as of the last four months 
or so is Tv's Bean's Word Of The Week,
the glorified ramblings of my younger sister.
Don't know what I'm talking about?
Tough!

no, wait.......that's not what I meant to say,......
......Let me just re-do that whole bit.

Ahem, Don't know what I'm talking about?
Check it out here:
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/4388/Bean.html
and if I just screwed up when writing that address you can 
find it yourself at 
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/4388
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The Evil Thoughts For Today:

If you switch someone's plastuque with 
bubble gum you can watch people try to 
blow things up with Juicyfruit or BubbleYum 
or whatever's your poison, PLUS you get 
free explosives!

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That's all for this edition!
Again, I'd like to remind everybody that writing an article 
or a column would be EXTREMELY APPRECIATED for the following 
reasons:

1.  I'm lazy and don't want to have to write all that many 
different things for it myself.
2.  This way League members will be more in touch with the 
each other so that it's more like a conspiracy saturated 
secret organization and less like a poorly thrown dance where 
everybody just sits there looking at the wax on their paper 
punch cups.
3.  It's one of the only places where you can write the word 
"spork" over and over and call it publishable.