Meet the Mads!

(The Captain of Evil Geniouses For A Better Tomorrow has been presumed missing because he's no longer the person at the e-mail address he was contacted with)

16. Suzanne Yada and her several personalities, aka Dr. Spam and her Hamdingy Flying Monkeys, also known underground as Ralph the Wonder Llama and her Dancing Hitlers.

I was born in a lighthouse,
my mother was the sea.
I called the school each
morning when it occured to me--
that life just a mood ring we're not allowed to see,
and this is what it said to me:
"My room's comfortably small with rubber animal walls and there's someone always calling my name. He calls when I'm alone and he calls when I'm not home and he calls when I'm stuck out in the rain-- 'I'm insane.'" Well, you just read some They Might Be Giants lyrics. Not to be confused with my biography (which, surprisingly enough, is awfully similar to another TMBG song, Particle Man). Oh yeah, then I became mad and stuff and did weird experiments and things. I'm done now.

17. Dr.Iggy Spamsonite
Hello.
I am Dr. Iggy Spamsonite, And I am a mad scientist. My plan? I wander from place to place, Scaring people with my insanity. At the Mount Wachusett Community College Drama Camp, the people freak out if they even touch my bag. The point? Well... I'm still working that one out. But I am evil! More evil than a tuxedo full of rabid weasels (Or even Bob Dole!). And never, Ever, leave me alone in a room with a pressurized cheese can!

18. Dr.FiNGeR
Hello. I am Dr. FiNGeR, gynecologist driven insane by an overexposure to radioactive materials. (Changed the batteries in a smoke detector). Since then, I have continually searched the deserted hallways of the Gizmonic Institute, searching for the elusive entrance to Deep 13. Beware Dr. Forester, for the man in the EMERALD green labcoat is on your trail!

19. Dr.Zoom
You can find me confusing and infuriating calculus professors all over the world. I can prove that Newton couldn't tell an apple from a nerf ball. Gene Rodenberry is my hero, inventing di and tri-lithium crystals. I secretly give my friends tri-lithium and they just go berzerk (Remember that tri-lithium kills stars). In people it is good for treating normalness. I was an apprentice to Dr. Jack Handey of SNL and learned everything I know from him.

There was a horrifying two-year pause where the addresses of potential registered Mad Scientists were lost in the death of a beloved computer. We hope that they, upon reading this, will understand that they were not snubbed and will re-contact the League and will be warmly recieved into the psycotic cluster of deluded antisocials and will be awarded small honors for their patience and perseverence.

20.Dr. Hazard S. Waste
So you want a little description, eh? Well, it all started when I was a famous neurologist. I specialized in fear. Then, one day, one of my patients struck out at me, throwing me out the window into a garbage truck full of toxic waste. The accident left me mad. The administration cut my funding and stripped me of my license. Left without legal credentials, I started working underground. I took homeless off the streets to become my experimental subjects. I would have been lost if it were not for my assistant, Handy. Now I hope to take over the world by hacking fear-inducing infomercials into random television and radio spots. I like explosions, inducing fear, 80's music, anything weird, and hysterical laughter. I hate cuteness, normalness, 60's music, and hippies. My favorite phrases are "It is alive", "I'm a baaaad boy", and of course, "mmmwwahahahaha!!"

Mind you, there are more people in the Mads besides these ones. They're the only ones who've sent their descriptions so far.

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disclaimer:"Deep 13" is from the classic episodes of a show called "Mystery Science Theater 3000" and is therefore owned by Best Brains inc. "The Gizmonic Institute" and the word "Gizmonic" ect, all owned by Joel Hodgson. Everything copyrighted is used without permission but don't sue because I have no money whatsoever and am not making any money off of this.