The 100 Point Purity Test

The Purity Test

The purity test was something that I discoved in college. My friends and I, especially my friends in the sports band, would take this test and compare our scores. Some of us, like me, who had a very high score when we took the test for the first time would find ways to to make our scores lower. This is still here because it reminds me of the fun times in college and because I have nothing else to put here.

Scoring is as follows: tally all your "Yes" answers. Subtract that number from 100. That's your percent purity. "MOS" means "member of the opposite sex." All sexual activity questions must be scored after puberty.
Have you ever:
  1. had a date?
  2. had a blind date?
  3. been out on a date past 4 a.m.?
  4. danced cheek to cheek?
  5. kissed an MOS?
  6. engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?
  7. kissed an MOS in the horizontal position?
  8. kissed an MOS in the last three months?
  9. been french kissed?
  10. had or given a hickey?
  11. necked?
  12. necked for more than two hours consecutively?
  13. seen a naked post-pubescent MOS?
  14. been seen naked by an MOS after puberty?
  15. seen a stripper?
  16. had an orgasm?
  17. had an erection, clitoral erection?
  18. been engaged or married?
  19. read a pornographic book or magazine?
  20. seen a pornographic movie?
  21. had and alcoholic drink?
  22. been drunk?
  23. used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?
  24. had a loss of consciousness due to drinking?
  25. smoked tobacco?
  26. smoked pot or hashish?
  27. used cocaine?
  28. used LSD, PCP, heroin, or mushrooms?
  29. used four or more recreational drugs in one night?
  30. been arrested?
  31. been covicted of a crime?
  32. massaged, been massaged by an MOS?
  33. caressed or kissed an MOS's thigh?
  34. fondled a girl's breast, had your breasts fondled?
  35. fondled an MOS's butt?
  36. fondled an MOS's genitals?
  37. had your genitals fondled?
  38. had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS?
  39. manipulated an MOS to orgasm?
  40. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with an MOS?
  41. gone coed skinny-dipping?
  42. undressed or been undressed by an MOS?
  43. had sexual intercourse?
  44. had sexual intercourse more than ten times?
  45. had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
  46. had sexual intercourse outdoors?
  47. had sexual intercourse three or more times in one night?
  48. had sexual intercourse in three or more positions?
  49. had sexual intercourse in a car?
  50. had sexual intercourse with two MOSs within 24 hours?
  51. had sexual intercourse using a condom?
  52. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
  53. had sexual intercourse at the MOS's parents' house?
  54. had sexual intercourse with 3 or more people separately?
  55. had sexual intercourse continuously for 1/2 hour?
  56. had sexual intercourse within the last three months?
  57. had anal intercourse?
  58. purchased contraceptives in a drugstore?
  59. had an abortion?
  60. travelled over 100 miles for the sole purpose of intercourse?
  61. described a sexual experience to a third party?
  62. spent the night in an MOS's room?
  63. slept with an MOS?
  64. been propositioned by a prostitute or a pimp?
  65. accepted?
  66. engaged in cunnilingus?
  67. engaged in fellatio?
  68. committed statuatory rape?
  69. gone 69?
  70. tasted semen?
  71. unintentionally interrupted a couple in a state of undress?
  72. masturbated?
  73. masturbated with another person in the room?
  74. masturbated to a picture?
  75. been caught masturbating?
  76. watched another person masturbate?
  77. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
  78. been propositioned by a homosexual?
  79. accepted?
  80. picked up a strange MOS for sexual purposes?
  81. experimented sexually before puberty?
  82. had a Wasserman VD test?
  83. had VD?
  84. shacked up with an MOS for a month or more?
  85. committed an act of exhibitionism (moon, streak, flash)?
  86. engaged in intercourse in a public place?
  87. engaged in intercourse with an unconcious person?
  88. impregnated a woman, been pregnant?
  89. committed incest?
  90. engaged in group sex?
  91. fondled a pre-pubescent MOS when you were post- pubescent?
  92. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
  93. been sexually fondled by a member of the same sex?
  94. orally stimulated a member of the same sex?
  95. used a form of sexual lubricant?
  96. engaged in bondage?
  97. engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?
  98. committed an act of voyeurism?
  99. visited an orgy parlor?
  100. committed bestiality?

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