I suppose you're all wondering how this all began. who we are and what in the world are we doing.....

Well, it all started on an unproductive sports afternoon. Myself and my equally unproductive friend Lisa was just minding our own business at a cheap plastic table in a fitness type place. A lot of people seemed to be trying to lose weight and the thought of eating chocolate and gummi bears in front of them did sorta cross our minds but we thought the better of it. That and the fact that we had already demolished them before we entered the strange place. Go figure, that someone could make money out of letting people run up and down on the spot like a fool. But never mind that, that's another train of thought you don't want us to get into.

I suppose I should say who we are. I'm the official rambler (story writer) Bek and my co-rulers Lisa (Chocolate Goddess) and Lizzie (O Superior One) are bent on Dominating the World. And it was that fateful day at Squash , or sport or whatever it was we weren't doing much, that we decided we'll use the net for our own evil purposes. Mainly brainwash you unsuspecting surfers to join our University of World Domination. Or bring you cheap amusement at our expense, which ever is the case. Our first task? Dunno. Our purpose? Dunno. Our goals? Dunno. How were we going to do anything? Dunno.

But yet we're here and ready to bring you into our weird and mildly insane yet fully warped world and conquests. What do I get out of this you say? Well, you get to spend time with us naturally and what we get up to. For instance see how we fair up against the Nerdy No Life People bent on our destruction or what X-Files Test we have cooked up. Which , incidentally was the start of the whole this business. Lisa and I decided we should put our extensive X-Files knowledge to good use, coupled with our Net skills (notice the hard work I put into this Page?) we decided this would be our way to improve the standards of Humanity. We figured that life would be much happier if it was down to our standards.

So after pushing aside the physics and the never used before Squash racket, the University of World Domination was born......... Mind you this was, say months ago and we just uploaded, but that's beside the point. So here we are in all our glory......... come worship us, we would gladly accept any contributions on how to make this page better.....we're quite unproductive at times and all this irrelevance just goes to show you how much we are wasting your and our time. Ciao!