*CeriTa LuCu...*

Ceritanya neh kejadiannya di jakarta. pada suatu hari di jalan thamrin....ada 2 orang muda naik mobil....dan ada satu neh anak dia naik motor harley...nah jadi si anak yg naik harley itu ngebut...sambil ngelewatin 2 orang mudah itu yg naik mobil....nah dia pass disamping mobil itu teriak "hooiii....udah pernah naik harley blom loee.." (dengan gaya blagunya). jelas ajah 2 anak muda yg naik mobil itu kesel....tapi di biarin ama mereka....nah pass kira-kira 3 menit kemudian...mereka...ketemu lagi ama yg naik harley itu...truss pass di samping si anak yg naik harley itu teriak lagi...katanya "hooiii....udah pernah naik harley blom loeeee"....wahh kali ini anak mudah yg di mobil itu kesell...truss di bales teriak juga...."heee...gue sumpain tabrakan loe...sombong banget seh loe" tapi si anak yg naik harley itu ngebut lagi....nah gak lama setelah itu....ternyata ada tabrakan beneran, truss dalem hati si anak mudah yg naik mobil itu ngeharapin anak yg naik harley itu deh yg tabrakan....gak tau nya pass di liat bener...anak yg tadinya naik harley itu udah ketiban ama harleynya...di tabrak bus...eh, tapi pass anak yg naik harley itu ngeliat 2 anak muda yg naik mobil itu...dia teriak lagi...katanya "hoooii udah pernah naik harley blom loee, soalnya gue mo nanya ngeremnya gimanaaa" ????? =)

*shared to you by aLip(HeLicaK)*

*Supermen*

Superman was feeling bored after a long bout of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. But Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers, but Spiderman said he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free....... As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs spread open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can be in there, have sex and out again before she knew what happened." So Superman did his super thing a split second and flies off happily. Meanwhile on the bed. Wonderwoman said, "Did you hear something?" And Invisibleman replied, "No, but my ass hurts like hell!"

*Shared to you by Danie(latte)*

*TGIF*

Guys have you hear this ? A lady walk into the lift. she look at the young man inside, smile at him and said: "TGIF". The young man smile back at her and said: "SHIT". The lady suprised and feel offended. She said: "what's wrong with you ? Im just saying Thanks God It's Friday".The young men replied: I know, I'm just saying: "Sorry Honey It's Thursday".

*Shared to you by naning*

*Jamaica*

Sepasang muda mudi telah 5 tahun berpacaran; yang laki namanya john sedangkan yg perempuan namanya wendy. John adalah tipe lelaki yang setia dan sangat mencintai kekasih. Karena begitu dalam cintanya akan wendy, john men-tatoo nama kekasihnya itu di alat kelaminnya. Sehingga pada saat penisnya tegang, kata "wendy" terpampang dengan jelas; sayangnya pada saat lemas hanya huruf "w" dan "y" yang kelihatan. Pada suatu ketika, pada saat pasangan kita ini berlibur di Jamaica, John masuk ke kamar kecil dan melihat seorang penduduk asli Jamaica yang sedang membuang air kecil. Secara tidak disengaja, John melihat ada tatoo di penis orang itu berbentuk dua huruf yang sama dengan tatoo yang ada padanya. Tanpa ragu-ragu, John langsung bertanya,"Pacar kamu namanya wendy juga yah?" Orang itu menjawab,"Tidak." Lalu, orang itu balik bertanya,"Mengapa kamu berprasangka demikian?" "Lho ... itu tatoo di penis kamu berhuruf "w" dan "y" ," jawab John. Lalu orang itu menjawab,"Ohhh .. tatoo ini tidak bertuliskan WENDY, tetapi: Welcome to jamaica; have a nice daY... "

*Shared to you by Deni(camat69)*

*Here kitty...kitty*

A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened. The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that the pill worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happed if she gave her husband two pills and the therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it.

The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and wath would happen if she gave him five pills. the therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the therapist that the sex just keeps getting better and what would happend if she gave her husband the rest of the bottle. the therapist says she doesn't know, it's an experimental drug she doesn't know what a full bottle could do to a person.

Anyway, the woman leaves the therapist's office and put the rest of the bottle of pills in the husband's morning coffee. A week later, a boy walks into the therapist's office and says: "Are you the dumb fuck who gave my mother the bottle of experimental pills ?" "Why, yes, young man, I did. Why?" "Well, mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my ass is killing me, and dad's runnin' around the house yellin' "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."

*Shared to you by ria(VOG)*

*Saddam & Garuda*

Ceritanya, Saddam pengen nakut-nakutin seluruh dunia. Caranya? Dia manggil panglimanya dan memerintahkan supaya seluruh pesawat yang ada di lapangan terbang Bagdad dipasangin bom waktu. Panglima : "Seluruhnya pak Saddam ?" Saddam : "Eh, jangan. Ente ngga boleh masang bom waktu di pesawat Irak sendiri dan juga jangan pasang di Garuda. Yang rugi kita juga." Panglima : "Lah, apa ruginya masang di Garuda? Apa kita takut sama mereka ?" Saddam : "Bukan, soalnya Garuda biasanya telat. Entar meledaknya di sini juga... "

*Shared to you by meli*

*Kuntilanak Sensitif*

Suatu malam ada seorang tukang becak yang sejak sore tidak mendapat objekan. Ketika ia dalam perjalanan pulang, ada seorang wanita yang memanggilnya.Lalu iapun berhenti dan wanita itu pun naik lalu tukang becak bertanya "mau kemana dik,"katanya. "jalan aja pak nanti saya beritau", kata wanita itu.Ketika sampai didekat kuburan siwanita menyuruh tukang becak itu berhenti"stop bang ",katanya.Pada saat siwanita turun , tukang becak melihat kalau kaki wanita itu tidak menyentuh tanah.Lalu si tukang becak berkata "kuntilanak.........". Dengan sponton siwanita itu menjawab "biarin, daripada lu tukang becak."

*Shared to you by Minote'z*