(A humorous near monthly column written by Chip)

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You know you're addicted to Magic when...
10) You name your firstborn child Urza.
9) You carry your Magic cards with you everywhere, even to the bathroom.
8) You start having sick and twisted fantasies about Serra Angel.
7) You see your salary as to how many booster packs can be bought with it.
6) You can spell the names of all your cards backwards from memory.
5) You threaten to "Open up a can" on your friends when you start to lose.
4) You would litterally kill one of your opponents just to get a Black Lotus.
3) You start referring to your best deck as "My pride and joy".
2) You think playing Magic comes before the need to eat or sleep.
1) Some of the above statements offend you.




And now, for your listening pleasure...
Say, could I interest you in a nice
~Grollub~





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