Some secrets are too big to be easily kept. So how does Clark keep his alter ego a secret? For Clark, a simple lie usually does the trick.
We know you wouldn’t forget such classics as the cheese of the month club [227KB] , but the wife and I thought you might like to hear a few more. So here it is: a detailed study of the secret lies of Clark Kent.
Foot in mouth club.
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Her pulse-rate was over 150. [286KB] Lead-lined! [133KB] |
That was a policeman kind of knock. [201KB] I was with my folks on the phone. [155KB] |
By season two, you would think Clark would be honing his skills. But then again, Mad Dog Lane can be pretty persistent. Brace yourself before proceeding. Most of the real gems come from the second season.
Martha's pretty good at it, too.
He's phoning in the story. [118KB]
And last, but not least... My wife's personal
favorite. It's Lois turn.
Where were you last night? At an anti-Superman
demonstration? [148KB]
