MY FAVORITE QUOTES
 This is the page where you will find not only quotes I find memorable, but links to my favorite quotes, and people to quote so if you're feeling froggy, look below!
What I said
There will be no wookies in my party!
I will beat myself no more tonight!
Friends:
Matt NessporYou spelled hooers wrong, see, that is the correct way.
We went to school with a plethera of petty, self absorbed, spoiled rotten little egomaniacs.
Jason MorganSpare me the hyperbole and innuendo! What is it you are trying to tell me?
Julie KarasikOh my God! When did you turn respectible?
Jody RouszkowskiWhat is that?
Matt RouszkowskiI don't know, but you put your thumb in it.
Matt RouszkowskiPaige, when will you learn that your ass is not a weapon of mass destruction?
Food and money are the two most addictive substances on the planet: no actually food is: When you start eating food, you can't stop.
L.Paige McKeeOh My God, Will you breed my children?
No Hoores for you though. Bad Mondo
SamanthaYeah, six people and only one bed is a pain
The Simpsons

Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson Yeah, I used to be with it, then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't it. And what It is is strange and frightening to me. It happened to me it'll happen to you.
Marge: We'll meet you in Central Park at 5 O'clock!
Homer:And not a minute later because when the sun sets, the weirdos all turn crazy!
Principal Skinner:I've gotten word that a child is using her imagination and I'm here to put a stop to it.
Groundskeeper Willy: Mah Mule got stuck in the mud, so I had te put 17 bullets in er!
Chief Wiggum:(fires gun)Take that you lousy universe
Lurlene: Now Cletus, why did you have to park so close to my parents?(banjo rimshot)
Cletus:Now Lurlene, you know they's my parents too!

Hit and Run video game
Comic Book Guy:Excuse me quote, unquote sir.
The Lord of The Rings:
Films by Peter Jackson, story by J.R.R. Tolkien
1: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives PRECISELY when he means to.
Fool of a Took! Next time do us a favor and throw YOURSELF in next time!
Fly You Fools!
Strider/Aragorn: I would have gone with you to the end into the fires of Mordor.
I don't know what strength is in my viens, but I swear I will not let the White City fall, nor Our people fail.
BoromirOur people? Your people. I would have gone with you to the end. My brother, my captain, my king.
Gimli: This is one dwarf you won't kill so easily.
No one tosses a dwarf.
NOT THE BEARD!!!
SaraumonI offered you the chance to join willingly, but you have chosen the way of PAIN!
Gandalf, Merry, and FrodoF::I wish the ring had never come to me. G:
So do all who see such times, but that is not for us to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work here Frodo besides evil. Bilbo was meant to get the ring, in which case you were also meant to have it, and it is an encouraging thought. oh..It's that way
M:He remembered!
G:No, but this way the smell is not so foul. Always remember master Monoghan, always follow your nose!
2: The Two Towers
Sam and FrodoF:I can’t do this, Sam.
S:I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened.
But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.
F:What are we holding on to, Sam?
S:That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.
Gandalf and Eomer: G:The sun rises and Theoden King fights alone.
E:No, Not alone.
Pippin:The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm.
3:The Return Of The King
Aragorn:My friends, you bow to no one.
Gimli and LegolasG:Never thought I would die side-by-side with an elf
L:What about side-by-side with a friend?
G:Aye, I can do that
Gimli:(after Legolas takes down an olyphant, packed with wildmen) THAT ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!
Certain death?? Little chance of success??? What are we waiting for??
What a time that a dwarf dare not go underground and and elf does????Arrrr, I'd never hear the end of it!
National Lampoon's Animal House

Dean Wormer:Fat, drunk, and stupid is not way to go through life, son.
I really hate those guys.
Boone: Hey, he can't do that to our pledges. Only we can do that to our pledges.
Bluto:Seven years of colege down the drain
Man at Black club: Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
General Film Quotes:

UN Secretary General:What do you want, Mr. Evil?
Dr. EvilIt's Doctor! I didn't go to Evil Medical school to be called Mister. Thank you!
Charles XavierLogan, the rules of the school not withstanding, you continue smoking in here, and I'll have you believe you are a 6 year old girl!
LoganYou can do that?
Charles XavierJean will braid your hair.
General TV quotes:
Johnny BravoHey Extraterrestrial space chick, Can I interest you in some carbon based love?
Anime DanteWho is driving? Oh My god Bear is driving! How can that be?
Bruce Campbell
Quotes from songs
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