(Original: Away In A Manger)

Butcher a stranger, 
Just let it all go:
Release your fury
On those you don’t know.
Your inner assassin 
Just screams to be freed,
So reach out in malice
And make someone bleed.

Remember that merchant
Who gypped you last week?
Recall that innkeeper
Who blackened your meat?
For twelve easy payments
Of $6.99
You get a free scythe and
A bottle of wine.

Butcher a stranger,
Or slaughter your twin;
You’ve got potential
When you join our sin.
The Great Lord is waiting
With your soul in mind,
So sign your approval on
The dotted line.

Raina's Hold / Raina's Library / Other People's Humour / Pablo's Parodies