TAKE ME TO THE MAIN QUOTES PAGE!! This page is not actually a direct conversation string of quotes, but a special collection of things I've found humorous (or done humorously) to make a little bit of my own brew of fun.

Looking through his quotes page, Phil has discovered a distinctive trend of quotes relating to a specific person about a specific thing, For your enjoyment ( and observation ) I have re-copied them here together. Lets take a look!

JTC5884: no really my dick is soooo small that i gotta go after the youngins really it is
JTC5884: i was like "woah.. her 3rd legs bigger than mine :-\"
JTC5884: "I WANT IT ITS BIGGER THAN MINE!!"
JTC5884: lol danielle was big

I think this is all pointing to one obvious conclusion.

One day Phil decided he was bored and it was snowing outside and he needed a way to rake up some quick quotes, so he decided (with inspiration from Emi Dreamer) to im every girl on his list and ask if they wanted to make out, here are their responses.

Dr Moroe: So.... Wanna make out?

emi dreamer: sure phil :-)
Raisty2002: lol
Grisabella: yep
dR LaLa 007: sure why the hell not
Nina0713: hmm, with you? of course
KaliGrl16: no i'm engaged to be married
Kiarnait: I've been waiting for you to ask!
SuChaDooZie: why would i want to make out w/ you.. and why are u just trying to make my b/f mad.. hes not mad he knows who u are
AMfiles: no
ljeahs2001: haha
ChikpeaQti: is that ur favorite pick-up line there at RIT?
Kt beMe: ...sure i'll be right over ; )
SariMisao: lol.. wha?
KarGoddess911: he he no

Editor's Note: Wow... none of these have been altered in any way. Yep. I got a lot of okays for someone who never gets to make out =P

And now time for a new section which I call "MATH"

Cassie1275: Shower=Naked=Fun :)
IBeDaNYer: kristin + jess = hot lesbian action
emi dreamer: how about guys=stupid
ChikpeaQti: dirt + a seed+ sunlight + H2o = a flower
ChikpeaQti: not what u were looking for?
ChikpeaQti: what did u want then??
ChikpeaQti: Lori + a strap on dildo = a night of fun lesbian porno
spixy1019: (phil + glasses)(hotness of white jeans) = sexy

SgtSin2002: me+you = sin(bed)
SgtSin2002: if (you = tan(me) )= you fell out
SgtSin2002: if you are tangent to me then you fell out
SgtSin2002: lol
Dr Moroe: ...the first one was better.
SgtSin2002: yeah i knwo
JTC5884: me+cock+myass+hemroidcream=not well lubricated
JTC5884: sex = ((2 people + bed - cloths ) / legs) hope not to *

Josiah: drinking = bad = loss of inhibitions = sex on couch with 30 year old man
Josiah: beer in moderation = good inhibitons = anal abstinence

chaos872: clinton = scary = needs to die

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