Dr Moroe: I gained 10 pounds since school ended lol
IBeDaNYer: hmm
IBeDaNYer: maybe we should exercise together
IBeDaNYer: lol
Dr Moroe: in bed (;

spixy1019: *sigh*
spixy1019: you gotta learn to fake it!

JTC5884: poor baby feel sick
Dr Moroe: If you demean me again in the conversation, I will make sure you get a close up of my balls for christmas.

Dr Moroe: I wanna go lazer tagging... )= WAHHHHHHHHHH
JTC5884: aww poor baby
Dr Moroe: ...*goes to take a picture of his nuts*

Dr Moroe: you and your entire extended family...are weird.
JTC5884: she's got the same last name as me
Dr Moroe: so its illegal to fuck her.
JTC5884: i know
JTC5884: that pisses me off
JTC5884: if you put that on your quote page i swear..

ChikpeaQti: *alas.....phil does not want a romp on the fish fryer with the lonesome midget hottie*

Dr Moroe: Last time I'll ever see that girl. Good last image. It was pritty cool... Imagine (hot chick).. red bikini.. Pritty tight around the waist... eating licorish, in a hot tub.
Dr Moroe: Yep. I'm good.
JTC5884: can't sit still.. hands going to pants... girating motion... jaw droping.... AAHHHHHHH
JTC5884: lol
Dr Moroe: AGH! -.-
JTC5884: thats quotes worthy budy
Dr Moroe: I can't put the whole quote in 'cause (Hot chick) could look at it =p
JTC5884: take out (Hot chick)
Dr Moroe: still
JTC5884: and put (that hot girl)
Dr Moroe: Red bikini, Hot tub, Licorish
Dr Moroe: its kinda obvious =p
JTC5884: were never gonna see her again
JTC5884: so
Dr Moroe: I'd rather she didn't think I was some kinda fat perv.
JTC5884: ...
JTC5884: but you are a fat perv..
Dr Moroe: oh yeah..

JTC5884: i think i thought of something
JTC5884: that almost made sence
JTC5884: but it like.. went away
JTC5884: and just turned into stupidness
Dr Moroe: usually does with you.

Eastonlax34: sup?
Dr Moroe: nothin. Kick ass storm today eh?
Eastonlax34: yea was the shit lol
Dr Moroe: started to hail I was like WTF?
Eastonlax34: yea lol i was/am still at matts and i heard it change to hail hitting the windows
Eastonlax34: =-O
Dr Moroe: yeah I was workin and it started clicking off the windows and I was like holy shit its hailing
Eastonlax34: lol cooool
Dr Moroe: I would have HATED to be on the tilt today! =P
Eastonlax34: hahaha why? coulda gone home!
Dr Moroe: I could see me up there, lightning bolts coming down from the sky and destroying trees and buildings, and I'd be like "Paaaatttt get me off this fucking death trap"
Dr Moroe: and people would be in line
Dr Moroe: asking to ride.
Dr Moroe: ... I'd pee in their eyes. Damn yuppies.
Eastonlax34: lol

Dr Moroe: well I HAVE to have a copy of that prom pic
Dr Moroe: I don't care how I get it.
Eastonlax34: lol yea
Dr Moroe: I gotta show it to Tally, I have like NO pics of the two of us /=
Eastonlax34: ...r u comign on to me? again!? lol
Dr Moroe: maybe.
Dr Moroe: lol
Eastonlax34: ii liikkee it lol
Eastonlax34: haha
Dr Moroe: eww eww so dirty but must have picture..

JTC5884: i wouldn't fit into a speedo
JTC5884: if you get my meanin
Dr Moroe: ... Why don't you snip some more off then? =p lol
JTC5884: cause then i'd be only above avg
JTC5884: i like being a monster
JTC5884: lol
Dr Moroe: They call me Moose.
JTC5884: they call me donkey D
JTC5884: lol
JTC5884: thats what christian and my dads friend DALE calls me
JTC5884: he goes "YO donkey D whats up"
Dr Moroe: THEY CALL ME ROCKET THE FASTEST FUCKING HUGEST PENIS IN THE EAST!!! }:o
JTC5884: ....
JTC5884: shut up
Dr Moroe: LOL *quotes*

spixy1019: yeah
spixy1019: fun times
Dr Moroe: yeah..
spixy1019: then katie and i had knee sex
Dr Moroe: never did anything like that with....r...riightt....

Dr Moroe: I lost all my chips... LOL
Eastonlax34: lol mayeb you ate them you lard lol
Dr Moroe: no I lost them at Roulette
Eastonlax34: lol
Eastonlax34: you gamble potatoe chips in roulette?
Eastonlax34: what wordl do you live in and how do i get in?
Dr Moroe: no no you fool, gambling chips!
Eastonlax34: LOL
Eastonlax34: you eat gambling chips?!
Eastonlax34: yoouu ssoonn offf aaa bittchh
Dr Moroe: ONLY WITH HOT SAUCE
Eastonlax34: LOL

Dr Moroe: I went to the bathroom to get some water for a paper towel to wipe my desk
Dr Moroe: 'cause for some reason it feels stickyish
Dr Moroe: but now it feels MORE sticky )=
Eastonlax34: OMG
Eastonlax34: now im leaving!!!
Eastonlax34 signed off at 9:23:21 PM.
Eastonlax34 signed on at 9:23:31 PM.
Dr Moroe: NOT BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING AT PORN!!!!!!!!!!!! >:o ... you really left. I hate you. =P
Eastonlax34: LOL
Eastonlax34: that might be okay for quotes *go evil eyes*

Dr Moroe: Everyone loves my man boobs.
ChikpeaQti: oh yes
ChikpeaQti: when they're in my mouth
Dr Moroe: You know, your not the only one who's said that.

ChikpeaQti: i got the "F" the "C" and the "K" .....now all i need is "YOU" :-*

Dan from UNO in lounge: I've got every color in the alphabet!"

BearMountain7: u computor nerds and ur games
Dr Moroe: Yep. Better than sex :-D
BearMountain7: haha u would know?
Dr Moroe: although I guess it would be appropriate to have HAD sex in order to judge...hmm..
Dr Moroe: I'll go play virtual sex then!
BearMountain7: haha have fun
BearMountain7: don't get too messy
Dr Moroe: Thats the point ;-)
BearMountain7: hmmm
BearMountain7: good point

Dr Moroe: I wrote a 2 page report on the nap incident
Dr Moroe: for english today.
Dr Moroe: lol
iago101: =-O
iago101: wow
Dr Moroe: lol I expect an A =P
iago101: i think we all will eventually write a paper on that
Dr Moroe: a book
Dr Moroe: lol
iago101: i know i'm waiting for the right assignment
Dr Moroe: called "The Perfect Crime"
iago101: and i know burnit wants to
Dr Moroe: lol and then Justin can take our book
Dr Moroe: and burn it
iago101: haha

SgtSin2002: i could just see my parents waklin in on me fucking my computer..
Dr Moroe: its not like you have a problem with girls who other guys slept with =p
SgtSin2002: i mean shit it almost happned twice now
Dr Moroe: .... LOL
SgtSin2002: lol
Dr Moroe: quotes!
SgtSin2002: but the tap drive looked so tight dad...
SgtSin2002: i just couldn't help my self
SgtSin2002: omg phil
SgtSin2002: hahahahaha

Dr Moroe: I like this choker thing
Dr Moroe: if it were bigger and actually fit me without the electrical tape, I'd wear one.
SgtSin2002: ...
SgtSin2002: well i was thinking about plannin a time to come up and visit for a few days
Dr Moroe: it has a little hoop to connect me to a leash =P
SgtSin2002: but there goes taht idea

SgtSin2002: lol the truth hurts my friend...
Dr Moroe: like a thorn in my tuckus.
SgtSin2002: /me gets tweezers
Dr Moroe: /me gets gun.
SgtSin2002: /me gets shot
SgtSin2002: hahaha
Dr Moroe: woot

Dr Moroe: I was everybody's boyfriend in like 1st grade
JTC5884: ...
JTC5884: phil....
JTC5884: that can be taken so many ways

amusingsguy: poor phil
amusingsguy: can't kill stuff and can't play video games
amusingsguy: you should just come back to rit
amusingsguy: if there was someone else there, i would so stay there over vacation
Dr Moroe: If it were me, you mean (;
Dr Moroe: I'm dead sexy.
amusingsguy: oh yes phil...you know that
amusingsguy: anything for you
Dr Moroe: mm...your getting me all hot
amusingsguy: we even talk gay over aim
amusingsguy: it's pretty funny
Dr Moroe: Everyone talks gay over AIM
amusingsguy: lol
Dr Moroe: havn't you seen my quotes page?