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APRIL FOOLS PRANKS THAT I PLAYED!!!! GEE YOU GUYS ARE N00BS!!!!

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Dr Moroe: Jim..
JB2WAY: phil
Dr Moroe: I'm coming out.
JB2WAY: what?
Dr Moroe: I'm gay Jim. I'm really REALLY gay. I'm Richard Simmons gay.
Dr Moroe: I love N'sync
JB2WAY: phil...
Dr Moroe: and I wear pink thongs to school
JB2WAY: is this u?
Dr Moroe: hehe April Fools day Jim =P
JB2WAY: ok, cuz i thought it was justin on ur sn
Dr Moroe: lol he would do that that gay bastard.
JB2WAY: haha

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Dr Moroe: hey Andy
MADDWilliams: hey
Dr Moroe: I pick my nose all the time and eat it too! I was wondering if you have any nose picking tips for me?!
MADDWilliams: .........
Dr Moroe: Yeah how do I keep other people from knowing I'm a nose picking nympho?
MADDWilliams: no chance, pretty much screwed
Dr Moroe: Really?
Dr Moroe: everyone's gonna find out?
Dr Moroe: Is there somthing I can eat before picking my nose that will make it taste better or somthing?
MADDWilliams: no zor
Dr Moroe: ok
Dr Moroe: April Fools Andy... you sick nose picker.
MADDWilliams: you just wait, soon I shall play chess with such quickness make your head spin (Muhahahah!)
Dr Moroe: riiighttt get a lot of practice

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Dr Moroe: Hi...
Somechick: What do you want?
Dr Moroe: ... honestly... You.
Somechick: ewl no .. ur like 30
Dr Moroe: I'm 18
Dr Moroe: and I have a car
Dr Moroe: (the transmission's busted but it'll be fixed by tomorrow)
Dr Moroe: you wanna go to dinner or somthing?
Somechick: no
Dr Moroe: Please?
Dr Moroe: COME ON I HAVE A WILD LOLITA FETISH ( )=< GET IN MY BELLYYYY!!!!
Somechick: im a lesbian
Dr Moroe: O.o
Somechick: april fools

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Dr Moroe: KRISTIN!
ReinaItalia: hey
ReinaItalia: lol
Dr Moroe: Kristen I need help..
ReinaItalia: ok whats up
Dr Moroe: does... ah does your sister have a boyfriend?
ReinaItalia: um which one?
Dr Moroe: your younger one. Lauren.
ReinaItalia: no
ReinaItalia: lol why
ReinaItalia: she;'s pimpin it at the moment
Dr Moroe: ahh really? could you put in a good word for me? =-D
ReinaItalia: lmao
Dr Moroe: I don't have a lolita fetish or anything ahh errr...
ReinaItalia: whats going on?
Dr Moroe: What? =p she's cute.
ReinaItalia: hahahahaha
ReinaItalia: yeah i know like me
ReinaItalia: haha
Dr Moroe: >.< Yeah like you sexy (;
Dr Moroe: If I knew you were gonna make fun of me for it.. =p
ReinaItalia: oh im not
Dr Moroe: You did laugh at me =p
Dr Moroe: so will ya be nice for me? (=
Dr Moroe: PWEEEASSEEE (=
Dr Moroe: oh and ahh Kristin..?
Dr Moroe: April fools :-D
ReinaItalia: Ur a big dork! is it april fools daY?
Dr Moroe: yes =P

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Dr Moroe: My dad's sick..but listen the reason I msged is this..
Dr Moroe: I'm looking for some marajuana.. My 'stash' ran out.. do you know where I can get some?
BBB30308: whoa i didnt know u smoked
Dr Moroe: or are you into only heavier stuff?
Dr Moroe: I kinda picked up the habit /=
BBB30308: wow i am shocked
BBB30308: not bad
BBB30308: lol
Dr Moroe: well I'm full of suprises =P
BBB30308: well i have alittle like a pinch but i can get some but it might not be untill later cause i am going to be going out with brynn then i got work from 5-9
Dr Moroe: You have connections?
BBB30308: yeah alot
BBB30308: alot of pepople come to me
Dr Moroe:Hehe I gotta stop this before I get you in trouble =p APRIL FOOLS BRIAN!!! =P Your on Phil Hein Camera
BBB30308: hahahah

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Dr Moroe: ERIN!
Dr Moroe: Hi Havn't seen you in ages you enjoying spring break?
KaliGrl16: i went back today
Dr Moroe: ahh well what didja do?
KaliGrl16: oh i was off last week, i went to the outlets in reading and sunday went to new york
Dr Moroe: Cool, what didja do in NY?
KaliGrl16: oh my aunt lives 15 mins from ny so we did some shopping and then came back to her house cause she had to make dinner
Dr Moroe: How old are you Erin?
KaliGrl16: why?
Dr Moroe: well err.. I just turned 18 =-D
KaliGrl16: im 19
Dr Moroe: cool (;
KaliGrl16: going on 20
Dr Moroe: you know what that means right (; now that I'm 18 I'm legal
KaliGrl16: your point
Dr Moroe: I'm on the open market. I'm in the ball game.
KaliGrl16: lol
KaliGrl16: hahahaha
Dr Moroe: You wanna go see a movie or somthing? =-D

KaliGrl16 signed off at 12:35:50 PM.

Dr Moroe: hehe And just for your information.... APRIL FOOLS!!!! hehe Seeya! (=
Dr Moroe: uh oh... aww crap =p

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Dr Moroe: Andrea how close are you and Logan..?
NuRk2002: like, for college?
Dr Moroe: no I mean relationship wise =p How long have you two been a pairing
NuRk2002: lol... since january
Dr Moroe: *counts on his fingers* this January?
NuRk2002: yup
NuRk2002: why?
Dr Moroe: ..Just Wondering.. I guess.
NuRk2002: lol ok cool
NuRk2002: we're not too serious. i'm not in to having serious boyfriends
Dr Moroe: I kinda get attracted to girls that are Nice to me and was wondering how close the two of you were.

NuRk2002 signed off at 12:26:59 PM.

Dr Moroe: Bah =P APRIL FOOLS Andrea =p you had to leave and spoil the log though.... anyway, I don't have a crush on you so you don't have to get a restraining order or anything (;

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Dr Moroe: OMG BRAD!!!
xsuperbradeox: wat
Dr Moroe: did you read the paper this morning?!
xsuperbradeox: now why
Dr Moroe: A pipe burst at school!!
Dr Moroe: A Water main or somthing!
xsuperbradeox: YES
xsuperbradeox: hahaha
xsuperbradeox: o hman
Dr Moroe: They have to close school for the ENTIRE WEEK
xsuperbradeox: what paper
Dr Moroe: We don't go back till MONDAY
Dr Moroe: the Express!
xsuperbradeox: SHIT
Dr Moroe: OMG dude we seriously get 2 more days off!!
xsuperbradeox: I GET THE MORNING CALL
xsuperbradeox: it should be in ther
Dr Moroe: LOOK IN THE MORNING CALL!!
Dr Moroe: OMG man it owns ass
xsuperbradeox: there will be death if this is april fools phil
Dr Moroe: hehe... April fools Brad (={
xsuperbradeox: ok phil, now its time for you to die

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