WHAT THE HELL SHALL I DO?!
BUY HOLY BIBLE (THAT'S A NECESSITY - EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE FAINTEST IDEA WHAT IT SAYS) BUY A SHOTGUN (TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM PLUNDERING YOUR WIFE WHEN THE DISASTER ANNOUNCEMENT COMES AND EVERYONE REALIZES THAT NOONE WILL BUST THEM FOR WHATEVER THEY DO) CHANGE YOUR HOUSE INTO A FORTRESS (TO PREVENT PEOPLE OR ALIENS RESPECTIVELY FROM PLUNDERING YOUR HOUSE) MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOUR LOCAL REPRESENTATIVE (TO BE AMONG THOSE WHO WILL BE CHOSEN TO SURVIVE IN AN UNDERGROUND BUNKER) STAY CALM AND COOPERATE WITH THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES
						SHORTLY
				RENOUNCE ALL HOPE, YE LOST... YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF SURVIVING THE END OF THE WORLD WHATSOEVER
					YOU HAVE ONLY FEW MONTHS TO LIVE USE THEM WISELY