TITLE: 155 Words, or The Abridged X-Files for the Beginner
AUTHOR:  Ropobop, Still too embarrassed to claim it; but I welcome feedback
E-MAIL: Ropobop@aol.com
SPOILERS:  Pilot; Squeeze; Tooms; Memento Mori; all conspiracy episodes,
basically.  And the movie
RATING:  NC-17, I suppose.  VNL for Very Naughty Language.
CLASSIFICATION:  SRA; UST; Parody
SUMMARY:  If you've missed any episodes this should clear it all up for you.
DISCLAIMER:   "The X-Files," Mulder, Scully, Mulder's sister, Scully's sister,
Mulder's dad, and the UFO's, mutants, shapeshifters and the like belong to
Chris Carter, 1013 Productions, and Fox.


157 Words or the Abridged X-Files for the Beginner
by Ropobop

His sister had been taken when he was young and impressionable, and it left him
feeling empty; scarred; helpless.  Broke his family apart, made him unsure of his worth.

Maybe she was sent to spy on him.  But she had worked hard to distinguish herself,
and she was going to give this her best shot.

They investigated crazy shit - UFO's, mutants, shapeshifters, and the like. Cases
nobody else would touch with a ten foot pole.  Solved some of them, too.

They grew close, very close.  Neither of them had any other friends, not true, deep
friendship like they had with each other.

Bad guys murdered her sister and his father.  Gave her cancer.  Took it back. Teased
him with a girl who might be his lost sister.

They almost kissed.  She was taken somewhere very cold.  He rescued her.

They kissed for real.  He ate her.  She blew him.  They admitted their love. They fucked.

**THE END**

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