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TITLE: 155 Words: The Shortest Diana
Fowley/C.G.B. Spender Fanfic Ever
AUTHOR: Lauren Metal
E-MAIL: lauren_metal@yahoo.com
RATING: R for general scariness!
Not really, it’s pretty darn tame.
KEYWORDS: The Foul One/CSM <I
can’t believe I wrote this!>
SPOILERS: Two Fathers/One Son
SUMMARY: 155 Words and you still need a
summary?
DISCLAIMER: X-Files belong to 1013, FOX
and Chris Carter.No infringement intended
ARCHIVE: Sure!
NOTE: Special thanks to Brandon
Ray for coming up with this new Genre. You rule
man!
If this sucks, blame it on the fact that I’m sick as
a dog (I mean it,every time I cough I scare
the shit out of my cats! It’s bad!). I
wrote this in a drug induced haze at about two a.m.
Flames greatly appreciated. I’ll use them to warm my
tea and my Theraflu. Without further
ado, The Shortest Diana Fowley/C.G.B. Spender Fanfic Ever155 Words: The Shortest Diana Fowley/C.G.B.
Spender Fanfic Ever
by ~*Lauren Metal*~
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Diana Fowley was evil, as was C.G.B. Spender. He
loved to smoke and she
liked frilly lingerie. They both loved to hate Fox
Mulder. It was all but
natural they begin a torrid love affair. They were
the Bill and Monica of
the consortium. Diana, you’d better watch out
for those incriminating
stains on your suit. ( I mean green alien goo, sicko, get
your mind out of
the gutter.)
Sure Smoky needed Viagra, but Diana didn’t
mind. She hadn’t gotten any
that good since she was Mulder’s little
chickadee. Hell, she hadn’t gotten
*any* since then. Not many men were that desperate.
It was hard for them to get away from the rest of the
consortium, but when
they did it was well worth it. Things in their
bedroom were really starting
to heat up. And no, it wasn’t the alien rebels
this time. C.G.B., didn’t
anyone ever tell you not to smoke in bed?
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Painful, yes, but I hope it was at least a little
funny. Let me know.
Laura darling, I promise after this one I’ll start
writing real fic again!
lauren_metal@yahoo.com
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