Mulder and Scully deluded themselves into thinking that they needed each other and
then Mulder decided that Scully was a big fat pain in the ass so he ditched her again.
He went to see Phoebe, but she had turned into a piece of carpet lint so Mulder
picked her up and threw her in the bin. Scully was heartbroken at Mulder's
disappearance so she started watching Sunset Beach and became an addict. She was
locked away in an asylum for seventeen years. Mulder did not notice that Scully was
missing because he had been an android all along. A few weeks later his circuitry
malfunctioned. Skinner lived happily ever after after killing Cancer Man and stealing
his fags.  

THE END