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TITLE: 155 word Spenderfic
AUTHOR: Drovar
E-MAIL: Drovar@ix.netcom.com
RATING: PG
SPOILERS: Very very minor for Season 6
SUMMARY: Well not to be left out of the
game, here's my 155 word Spenderfic.
DISCLAIMER: X-Files belong to Fox,
10-13, and Chris Carter; no infringement intended155 Words of Spenderfic
by Drovar
Spender was pissed, royally pissed. Somebody, (initials
Fox Mulder) had stolen his shredder.
Gosh darn it, and him with all these stupid X-files. He
flipped through the files marked 'Really
true, secret FBI stuff,' growing more irritated with each
one.
[The real truth behind the Kennedy assassination]
[The Loch Ness Monster, photos, DNA samples, everything]
[I really am Hitler, here's my address.]
[I was Hoover's love slave.] hmmm file that one for later
His father strolled in and called him 'Son'. So Spender
shot him.
Then Scully walked in and called Spender a Rat-bastard.
So Spender shot her too. Even
though she was awful pretty and probably just wanted to
do him.
Then Mulder walked in, holding the shredder, and said
"Ack . . . Scully, Dad!" So Spender
shot him too, even though he was awful pretty also, and
probably just wanted to do him too.
Then Ritter walked in. Spender didn't shoot him.
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