Title: 155 Words or the Shortest Office Sex Scene Author: RedThunder E-mail: redthunder@excite.com Category: SHR Summary: There's sex. In the office. Archive: Brandon and 155 Words Archive, have at it. Everyone else, please ask. Author's note: I can stop whenever I want to. Sure I can.... Disclaimer: Hey, if I owned the X-Files, the movie would have beenworth buying (or would have had at least one scene with Mulder undercover as a stripper.) 155 Words or the Shortest Office Sex Scene by RedThunder Mulder put his hand in the small of Scully's back as he herded her into their new office, and leaned forward to smell Scully's strawberry shampoo, which made him really horny. "Scully, that shampoo really makes me horny," he said. "Then we should have sex," she said, quite sensibly. So, he tenderly banged her against the filing cabinet, and, after a bit of fumbling, impaled her. Despite the fact that Scully had numerous lovers, (she was not dead after all, just Catholic), she was so tight that he could barely enter her. And, despite the fact that Mulder was a virgin (even after lobster and jewels, Phoebe never put out), he managed to give her the best orgasm ever. Kersh chose this time to stop by their office and caught them in the act. He fired them. They cursed him, said good bye to Skinner, and lived happily ever after as deli workers in Wisconsin. THE END "Will write for psychiatric help." RedThunder redthunder@excite.com http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arena/1419/redthunder/index.html