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Title: 155 Words or the Shortest
Mulder/Mary Sue Story II
Author: RedThunder
E-mail: redthunder@excite.com
Summary: Mulder and a...dancer.
Rating: NC-17 in a non-NC-17 sort of
way. I kind of ran out of words...
Archive: 155 Words only.
Disclaimer: I guess I should stop
bashing CC with these. Wait a minute,
he turned a living human into a hybrid! Never mind....
Author's note: Well, I'm doggedly sticking to the 155
word limit. It
makes editing fun, in a masocistic sort of way.
155 Words or the Shortest Mulder/Mary Sue
Story II
by RedThunder
Mulder met her in a bar. Okay, so it was a
strip club, but there was a bar in the back. She
was beautiful, intelligent, and could really shake
her...arms. Perfect. Except for one thing. Her
hair was brown.
They went to her place, and she gave him is own personal
lapdance. He almost slipped her a
five for her spirited performance, but caught himself at
the last second. After all, her hair was
brown. So he tucked a one dollar bill into her panties.
She smacked him, then forgave him,
and gave him another lap dance.
Soon, Mulder started was spending fewer nights at the
office and buying more red hair dye.
She didn't mind. After all, he was Mulder -- sexy,
intelligent, and could really shake his...
eyebrows. Perfect. Except for one thing. His hair was
brown.
One night, she gave him a personal performance, and a
hair-do. They lived happily ever after.
THE END
IRedThunder
redthunder@excite.com
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