Title: 155 Words or the Shortest Mulder/Skinner, Mulder/Krycek, Scully/Skinner Romance Author: RedThunder E-mail: redthunder@excite.com Summary: Goodness, the title isn't enough? Archive: 155 Words only. Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure that CC would have a heart attack upon reading this, so let's not tell him it exists, okay? Notes: Hopefully no one will take this the wrong way. It's just my attempt to lighten the category debate a bit:) 155 Words or the Shortest Mulder/Skinner, Mulder/Krycek, Scully/Skinner Romance by RedThunder One day Scully went over to Mulder's apartment and let herself in to find Skinner tied up and helpless. "Mulder, what are you doing?!" "Scully, I can no longer hide my true self. I am making wild, passionate, BSDM love to Walter-baby." Scully turned to Skinner, who was sticking out like a flag in high wind and cried, "But Walter-honey, you are only supposed to make wild, passionate, BSDM love to me." Skinner answered in a voice like honey-coated gravel, "I don't give a rat's ass who I make wild, passionate, BSDM love to, as long it is now." Krycek burst into the room asking, "Did someone ask for a rat's ass?" He dropped his pants to the eternal delight of Mulder, who dumped Skinner on the spot. Scully took up where Mulder left off on Skinner's lickable chest, and everyone had a good time, even Frohike, who was watching from the Lone Gunmen office. THE END If you liked this one, check out my other 155 Word stories at: http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Stargate/4580/RedThunder.htm RedThunder redthunder@excite.com