Title: 155 Words or Coital Cliches Author: RedThunder E-mail: redthunder@excite.com Category: SHR Summary: Dammit, now I'm doing it too. Archive: 155 Words. Everyone else, please ask first. Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, but I'm sure having more fun with them than CC is. 155 Words or Coital Cliches by RedThunder "I love you Mulder, but I'm still a virgin. Will you make love to me?" "Hell yeah." They fell off of the edge, because the line was too blurred to see it, and when the barriers fell, one hit Mulder on the head, which was alright, since Scully had taken Blowjobs 101 in med school and knew 13 way to make pain disappear by swallowing a man's penis. By they time she reached number 10, Mulder was unconscious. Scully woke him up, and Mulder returned the favor, using the 21 methods of bringing about orgasm through oral sex that he had learned from his porn tapes, and by method 11, Scully had her first climax. Then, Mulder pulled out his 12-inch manhood and entered Scully so skillfully that she didn't feel a bit of pain, and she had another climax. And so did he. And they lived happily ever after. END "Will write for feedback." RedThunder redthunder@excite.com