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This, the THIRD B5 episode written by classic long-time
"Trek" writer D.C. Fontana, was not wonderful, but it
wasn't really BAD either. It was kind of...quiet.
First of all, you must understand that my perceptions of
this episode are going to be kind of warped because my
idiot local station showed it out of order. No, I don't
mean that they showed the ENTIRE episode at the wrong time;
I mean that they MIXED UP THE SCENES from WITHIN the
episode. They went to a commercial mid-sentence, cut out
of scenes at random, and REPEATED some scenes! I saw the
scene with Garibaldi trying to smuggle the ingredients for
bagna cauda on board past Franklin BEFORE I saw the scene
where Franklin put him on the "food plan"!! I kid you not,
it was THAT BAD. So, this review is gonna be a bit off,
'cos the way I saw the episode was a bit off!
Let's start with the main plot. It concerns an old friend
of Sheridan's showing up at the station with his "explorer
ship". Evidently these ships hardly EVER show up anywhere
for long, as Sheridan tells everyone to "take a good long
look--if you see TWO of these in your entire liftime,
consider yourself lucky". They are the ships that go out
to the Rim and push back the boundaries of "known" space.
They are HUGE, and seem to be colony ships, at least, they
are the correct SIZE for it anyway! A MOVING city in
space.
Anyway...after bantering with Sheridan for a while and
making him feel bad about being stuck behind a desk,
Captain Jack Maynard gets back into his explorer ship and
goes back through the jumpgate. Everything seems to be
hunky-dory...
...until this huge, spidery-looking, organic black ship
that seems to SCREAM in your mind appears out of
NOWHERE and whaps them off course! Their ship is badly
damaged and worst of all, they've lost the "lock-on-signal"
to tell them where their jumpgate is. They're STRANDED in
hyperspace.
Eewww...creepy idea!
A clever plan by Sheridan and Ivanova to make a "lifeline"
of Starfuries to hook into each other's lock-on signals and
then broadcast THAT to the explorer ship works, eventually,
but not before the Shadows show back up again several
times, cause the Zeta Squadron Leader to bite the dust, and
Warren Keffer to get beat up badly. But he points the way
out for the explorer ship to get out, watches which way the
Shadow ship came in and uses that direction to figure his
own way out, JUST before running out of oxygen.
Now, the good, the bad, and the important about this
plotline:
1. The Bad: Captain Jack Maynard just...bothered me,
somehow. I don't know why, but he just seemed too CASUAL
to be the Captain of such a huge and important ship. If
you think SHERIDAN is "Captain Smiley"...he's practically
GRIM compared to this guy! Also, none of his officers
could act. At ALL.
2. The Good: The "lost in hyperspace" was a creepy idea
and the way they got back was clever, I'll give it
that.
3. The Important:
A. There are now TWO people to see a Shadow ship--even
though they don't yet know them by that NAME--and live:
Ambassador G'Kar ("Revelations", in the scene I missed) and
Lt. Warren Keffer. Now, my beef with this is that Keffer
should have DESCRIBED it a little better, so that others
could compare it with their notes, but NO, that would hurry
the arc along, and it's much more fun to be
foreboding...
B. We first learn a little more about exactly WHAT
hyperspace is and how the jumpgates work in this
episode.
C. We see the first long, philosophical, friendly talk
between Delenn and Sheridan. (The whole "We are starstuff"
speech.) This could be the beginning of a beautiful
relationship...
D. The whole thread about Delenn being doubted by her own
people now that she is half-Human is started up.
Okay, now on to the sub-plot. It was pretty funny,
although it means absolutely nothing. Sheridan and
Garibaldi are both put on "food plans" (you can't call them a "diet", that's not politically correct!) to LOSE weight,
while Ivanova is put on one to GAIN weight to help her
recover from her injury better. "Just great. All my life
I've fought against Imperialism--and now I'M the expanding
Russian frontier!" she grumbles.
Anyway, this was very amusing, especially the scene where
the three officers are eating together and they TRY to
switch plates--the Franklin comes along behind them, clears his throat, and they GUILTILY switch back. In a BIG hurry.
Don't try to pull nothin' over on the Doctor! But at the end, Franklin proves that he is not COMPLETELY strict by not only letting Garibaldi have the stuff, but also sitting down to eat the bagna cauda (sort of an Italian fondue) with him.
Like I said, not the world's best episode, but I've seen
worse. And I'm sure that if I saw it in its UNMANGLED
state, I'd like it even better!
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