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the movie. Hey, it's a whole MOVIE, not a normal episode,
twice as long so it behooves me to include twice as many
pictures in the review, yes? Besides, there were lots of
different characters and differences in the regular
characters that I wanted to show, and the pictures were
AVAILABLE, so...
And so, it begins...
This is where it ALL began. January 1, 2257. But for me,
this is closer to the MIDDLE of the story...
You see, I came in on B5 at the very end of Season Two. I
was not a fan of it back in 1993, and so therefore I missed seeing the pilot the first time around. (And I understand
that the REAL pilot, which was "remixed" for The
Gathering, had some weird differences, such as things
in the Zocalo that made it look like a futuristic disco and things in the Alien Sector that made it look like a zoo.)
So this is the first time I have ever seen it--and I saw it AFTER I had seen the third, fourth, first, and second--yes, in THAT order--seasons! Which will bring a rather...unique perspective to this review. Yes, I saw it out of order,
but I'm glad I finally DID see it, because now a lot of
things make more sense. And a LOT of in-jokes and
references I'd been reading on the 'net for months now but
never understand have finally been put into context. The
quote I have from Londo on the front page of this site,
with the counter--that's from this episode/movie. I had
READ the quote and liked it enough to use it, but until
just a couple hours ago, I had never actually HEARD the
line come out of Londo's mouth.
Well, the obvious thing to do with a pilot episode, when
comparing it to the later, more polished product, is to
list all the differences, especially when it comes to
people. So let's do that now. Lt. Commander Laurel Takashima: The ORIGINAL First
Officer of Babylon 5. I don't really know what to think of her. She was not a very good actress--Claudia Christian is FAR better--but she was likeable as a character, and I
think, rather exotic-looking. (I would KILL for hair like
that. Then again, I'd kill for hair like Claudia's too.)
I've heard back-story rumours about how she was originally
going to be some traitor or something, and then her second-in-command, a crochety redheaded Russian woman named IVANOVA, would take over her spot, but that when something happened--I don't know what--to keep Tamlyn Tomita from coming back--Ivanova got her rank, but NOT her story. I'm not sure who got her story--Talia, maybe? Or perhaps it was dropped entirely. Anyway, it seems to me that no matter WHO the First Officer was, she was ALWAYS destined to be a cynical, pessimistic, angry, agressive smartmouth. She has EXACTLY Ivanova's personality, just not with all the "Russian" and telepath stuff. The lines about the "fruit basket" and "Tell them to get STUFFED!" (which made my mom go "I've decided I like this woman.") prove that. No matter what, Ivanova's PERSONALITY was going to be there from the start--regardless of whose body it was in. And so was her illegal coffee plant... Dr. Benjamin Kyle: Well, first off, not to be
shallow or anything, but I think they definitely made a
better choice when they chose Franklin over this guy when
it comes to the LOOKS department. Not that Kyle was UGLY,
mind you, but I always thought Franklin was one of the
nicest-looking guys on the whole show...whoops, did I type
that out loud or just think it? EEK. Anyway, I can't
really say much about this character, as he didn't get much
to do except "doctor-stuff" in this movie, and then never
showed back up again. (As with Tamlyn Tomita, I don't know
what kept the actor, Johnny Sekka, from coming back.) He
was fairly interesting--that accent was nice and exotic--but Richard Biggs is a MUCH better actor.
And he seemed, like Franklin, to be a pretty honourable
kind of guy, and good at treating aliens. I didn't see any
of the ferocious intensity and harried never-sleeping thing
that Franklin has going, though, he seems to be a bit more
relaxed and laid back of a character. Then again, Franklin
didn't show his stim addiction right at the beginning
either, and Kyle DID mention taking at least one
stim... Carolyn Sykes: I would say this was a totally
WORTHLESS character. She seemed to add practically nothing
to the story at all. Oh, sure, she gave Sinclair someone
to tell the story of the Battle of the Line to so we could
hear it (and when he said "And the sky was full of stars",
I gasped and bugged my eyes out--EPISODE TITLE!!), but we
hear PLENTY about it later. And just WHAT does Catherine
Sakai think of this big-haired hussy moving in on HER man,
HMMN? I didn't like EITHER character, but I'd like to
think that at one point, off-camera, the two girlfriends
met, and Sakai whapped Sykes silly before slapping
Sinclair's face and walking out on the two-timing bum...
;)
The Aliens:
The actors playing the alien Ambassadors had a doubly
difficult job to do. Not only did they have to properly
establish their characters well enough to hopefully keep
the potential audience interested in the actual
series--should the money for one even exist--but they had
to introduce these totally new whole SPECIES to the
audience. They were LITERAL "Ambassadors" to the viewers, each the very first member of each race we EVER saw, and so therefore how they acted was VERY important in the way we would see those races forevermore. Ambassador Londo Mollari: He was a bit
different-looking here. His hair, as you can see in one of
the pictures above, seems to be going more just UP rather
than in a nice, rounded crescent-shape. And his wardrobe
is a bit different, too. While still as decadent and
foppish as ever, to start off with, his coat had no gold
epaulets or those button-highlight thingies going down the
sides, and he wore a cravat and a bow tie, and a shorter
vest, and no bejeweled sash. (Only someone who watches
clothes like a hawk would notice all this stuff, of
course...)
But the PERSONALITY, ah, the personality was there from Day
One. Londo was ALWAYS the wonderfully complex, sad, tragic
character that we've all come to know and love. From the
very beginning, he is funny and poignant--with just a HINT
of something dangerous lurking beneath--at the same time.
The Londo in this movie gambles, drinks, wears fancy
clothes, oggles the women--and also sighs into his wine
about how his Republic has fallen, happy on the outside but
sad on the inside. Ultravox has a song called "Dancing
With Tears in My Eyes"; that title sums up the old-school
Londo perfectly. When he said that line about the Centauri
Republic being a tourist attraction, I started seeing that
scene in which he stripped G'Kar of his Ambassadorship in a
slightly different light--it's still a mean thing for Londo
to do, but now it's a little more understandable, now that
I've SEEN exactly HOW far down he was when the series
started. Now his fatal answer to Mr. Morden is put into
context, too. The wheel has indeed turned...
And I must say, from the bottom of my hearts, it was
SERIOUSLY COOL hearing HIS voice, that wonderfully odd
accent, saying the opening monologue. LONDO got to be the
one to narrate the introduction of THE ENTIRE SERIES!
Yes! And speaking of accents and pronunciations, notice that all through this episode, everyone pronounces the name of his race as "Cen-TOOR-ee". Whereas later on, it's either "Cen-TORE-ee" or "Cen-TAH-ree" depending on who you ask. Ambassador Delenn: Boy, did SHE ever change later. She was cold, vicious, and sadistic in this episode. Sure, she doesn't want anyone to know she's on the Grey Council,
but she didn't have to squish poor G'Kar almost to jelly
with 5 gravities! (Side-note: Those rings were WEIRD.
I've heard references to Minbari gravity-rings before but I had NO idea that the people talking about them were
actually SERIOUS! I'm glad they never mentioned them
again; WAY too comic-book-super-hero-ish.)
And what about the way she LOOKED! Wow! Did they ever
change THAT! I'm not talking about when she went into her
cocoon, I mean, just from the pilot Delenn to the NORMAL
first-season Delenn, wow! To begin with, she had her chin
and nose both built up real chunky and ugly, so she looked
like a MAN. (I think that's what they were going for; they never mentioned her gender, maybe they wanted her to be an ANDROGYNOUS character originally--female voice, but a DEEP female voice, and a male face, with clothes that reveal nothing of the figure.) She had SPOTS! On her forehead and her neck, like a paler, washed-out version of Narn spots. And the head-bone did not go all the way down to the nape of the neck the way it did later on, but rather stopped about halfway down the head and went UP in a curve. Not only Delenn herself, but the Minbari race in general underwent a MAJOR makeover... Ambassador G'Kar: His makeup was pretty different
too, though I'm hard-pressed to name specifics as I never
stared all that hard at Narns in the first place--I dunno,
the...face-bones were...different... I DID notice that he
did not have that little leather-strip skirt he wears all
the time later. He was acting REALLY sinister. He was
definitely in full villian mode here, but then again, he
was in "Midnight on the Firing Line", too, so it wasn't
THAT much of a shock. His selling out Sinclair, who was
not his enemy, WAS a bit unexpectedly nasty, though. Lyta Alexander: She was originally supposed to have
Talia's job, it seems. She was wearing the type of clothes
Talia always wore and doing her job. Why she left and
didn't come back until the late second season is still a
bit of a mystery to me. I must say, the ORIGINAL look was
much classier for her. The shorter, poofier haircut is
more flattering to her face and the film-noir-ish clothes
(love the trenchcoat!) were more elegant looking. And now, on to our story...
Well, I already KNEW a lot of the stuff that was going to
happen but it was interesting actually SEEING it anyway.
The changeling-net was vaguely interesting, I liked that
weird little bug-ship thingie, and...oh, my god!
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD IT'S MR. MORDEN!!! IN C&C!! AS A
TECH!!! ACCCCCKKKK!!!! Well, okay, it wasn't REALLY Mr. Morden, but rather Ed Wasser playing a tech named "Guerra", just your typical nice young man. (Or maybe NOT so nice--the name "Guerra" means WAR in Spanish, I believe. Even from the beginning he was there to stir up trouble!) He seemed to have Corwin's role! But Joshua Cox got that, while fate--and Straczynski--had more INTERESTING things in store for Mr. Wasser...
I had read about him being in the pilot before, actually, but I had forgotten it, and when I recognised him my jaw hit the FLOOR--as did the shards of all the glasses in the house I shattered with my shriek. My mom had to stop the tape and ask me why I was freaking out!
The sexual humour B5 is infamous for is alive and well here in the beginning--G'Kar's asking Lyta about her "pleasure
threshold" (ANOTHER line I have read endlessly on the
'nets, but with NO explanation behind it) and the
"frictionless sheets" that Carolyn Sykes brought with her.
(Question: If they're TOTALLY frictionless, wouldn't you
just FALL right off the bed? "Hey there, honey...WHAOOOHH!" (whumph). That doesn't sound terribly
romantic...). Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought
the different races in B5 could NOT interbreed. But the
G'Kar and Lyta conversation would seem to indicate the
opposite. (The only reason Delenn can have a baby with
Sheridan is because she turned half-human).
It was interesting seeing the station--I think they REALLY
overplayed the rotational-gravity thing, but it makes
sense, they were trying to show exactly how that technology
works. The graphics were changed in some places (such as how the core shuttle did not yet have that sign telling you to hold on to the railings at all times in English, Minbari and Centauri, but then again, you didn't HAVE to hold on, it had RESTRAINTS), the costumes were WAY wilder and more colourful, and looked a LOT more like something out of the Star Wars cantina. There were also more ALIEN-aliens running around, such as little bug-eyed creatures, and really short things, not just normal Human-sized ones. Ya know, I kinda think I miss that in the regular version, even if it IS a bit cheesy. But a LITTLE cheese never hurt no-one. The more colour and variety the better.
And Kosh, in the mind-vision that Lyta may or may not have
actually seen, actually CALLED Sinclair "Entil'zha Valen."
It means nothing at the time, but once you hear more about
the Minbari, it's a MAJOR spoiler! It was for things like
this, EXACTLY for things like this, that I am SO glad I
finally got to see this movie. It makes SO many things
make SO much more sense now. When I see "War Without End"
again, starting on Tuesday, I will UNDERSTAND the ending
this time. The first time I saw it, several months ago, it
confused the beejeebers out of me and left me feeling let
down. Now that I know the whole story, I'll probably LIKE
the ending.
As for the actual plot ITSELF, it was pretty good,
actually. Rather confusing, but you can't go wrong with a
classic murder mystery. It had a rather dark feel all the
way through, and all kinds of plotting and scheming. It
seemed EVERYONE was at least a little bit, if not a LOT,
sinister, and you never knew who was in cahoots with who
until the end! Although it left me a bit confused, I
think, that if I HAD seen this episode first, it still
WOULD have made me want to watch the entire thing. And
isn't that the entire point?
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