A representative of the Commisariat of the Red Army Faction issued this communique :
The inter-imperialist rivalry we witnessed yesterday was yet another corrupt display of the bankruptcy of moribund capitalism and its fascist running-dogs. As the people of Tatarenda continue to suffer, their exploitation at the hands of the foul Spandex Militia is drawing to an end. After their mauling yesterday, from which the guerrillas walked away unscathed, it is clearly only a matter of time before Tatarenda is returned to the indivisible vanguard of the proletariat, proving once again that 'imperialism is a paper tiger!'
Venceremos!