"A Slayer slays, a watcher-'
'Watches.'
'Yes, uh, no. He trains, he-he-he prepares her.'
'Prepares me for what? For getting kicked out of school? For losing all my friends? For having to spend all of my time fighting for my life and never getting to tell anyone because I might endanger them!?! Go ahead, prepare me."
(Giles and Buffy in "Welcome to the Hell Mouth")
"Now, we can do this the hard way or...well, actually there's just the hard way.'
'That's fine with me.'
'Are you sure? Now this is not going to be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content-"
(Buffy and Darla in "Welcome to the Hell Mouth")
"You know I just wanted to start over. Be like everybody else, have some friends you know, maybe a dog. BUT NO you had to come here! You couldn't go suck on some other town.'
'Who are you?'
'Don't you know?"
(Buffy and Darla in "Welcome to the Hell Mouth")
"I don't actually date a whole lot... lately.'
'Why not?'
'When I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away."
(Willow and Buffy in "Welcome to the Hell Mouth")
"I laugh in the face of danger-then I hide until it goes away."
(Xander in "Witch")
"You guys don't have to get involved.'
'What do you mean? We're a team...'
'Yeah, you're the Slayer. We're like, the Slayerettes."
(Buffy, Xander, and Willow in "Witch")
"You were right all along, about everything....Well, no, you weren't right about your mother coming back as a Pekingese."
(Giles in "Teacher's Pet")
"All right, I'll just drop in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.'
'Okay, at this point, you're abusing sarcasm."
(Giles and Buffy in "Never Kill A Boy On the First Date")
"Clark Kent had a job. I just want to go out on a date."
(Buffy in "Never Kill A Boy On the First Date")
"So he is a good vampire. I mean, on a scale of one to ten, ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night and one being someone who's... not."
(Willow in "Angel")
"I can walk like a man, but I'm not one."
(Angel in "Angel")
"I know our ways are strange to you, but soon you will join us in the twentieth century-with three whole years to spare!"
(Jenny in "I Robot, You Jane")
"That's the kind of woolly-headed liberal thinking that leads to getting eaten."
(Principal Snyder in "The Puppet Show")
"Nah, I think I'll take on your traditional role and watch...and mock...and laugh."
(Buffy, Xander, and Willow in "The Puppet Show")
"I'll tell you though, there are a lot of scarier things than you and I'm one of them!"
(Buffy in "Nightmares")
"So you're the Slayer. You're prettier than the last one."
(The Master in "Nightmares")
"A vampire in love with a slayer that's rather poetic."
(Giles in "Invisible Girl")
"Being popular is not just my right, it's my responsibility."
(Cordelia in "Invisible Girl")
"You're in love with her.'
'Aren't you?"
(Angel and Xander in "Prophecy Girl")
"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."
(Buffy in "Prophecy Girl")
"You were supposed to die! It was written!'
'What can I say? I flunked the written."
(Master and Buffy in "Prophecy Girl")
"If you're so apt about hell, why don't you go there?!"
(Buffy in "Prophecy Girl")
"We saved the world, I say we party!"
(Buffy in "Prophecy Girl")
"By the way, I like your dress."
(Willow, The Master, and Angel at various times in "Prophecy Girl")
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