3 ways Hathor could have been even sillier -
1) Instead of chasing Hathor with guns Sam and Bernie invite Hathor to afternoon tea/coffee and cake and intro her to a few basic feminist values - like the idea intelligent women have better things to do then conquer men and get revenge on their incestous parents/overlords? They then pack her off to Chulak to revolutionise Apophis' harem ... promising her a lifetime supply via the gate of liquor chocolate - a luxury unknown in ancient egypt
2) After Daniel keeps screaming and moaning Sha're's name during the throes of interspecies ...DNa exchange Hathor changes her mind about acquiring Danile as her latest "Beloved" (=pet). Showing good taste she chooses gen. hammond instead and takes him, O'Neill and Jackson off to Chulak to annoy Apophis. Capt.Carter takes over sg-1, changes the stuff to a 50/50 ratio male/fem and finally we get a female locker room!
3) Instead of fighting Hathor the female staff stand around laughing hysterically as hathor seduces the male staff. When she finally asks them why they warn her about O'Neill and Jackson's various bad habits and fixations and obsessions. In gratitude for being spared several hundred years of boredom (or fighting with Sha're over Daniel) Hathor moves to Chulak with a bound and gagged Jackson and O"Neill in tow - Gen. Hammond is so relieved to never have to hear another of jackson's archaeology for pre-schoolers lectures he gives Sam command of Sg-1 etcetc see end of 2.By Julie Vaux