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Not-So-Terrible Diseases & Conditions

This page was the feature of Worst of the Web on Oct. 7, 1997.

1. Arthritis 2. Constipation 3. Diabetes 4. Corns 5. Influenza (Flu) 6. Baldness 7. Cooties 8. Chiggers 9. Crabs 10. Lice 11. Fleas 12. Claustrophobia 13. Gingivitis 14. Mumps 15. Chicken Pox 16. Cold 17. Acne 18. Warts 19. Hemophilia 20. Dizziness 21. Myopia (Nearsightedness) 22. Dehydration 23. Pink eye 24. Split ends 25. Parkinson’s disease 26. Birthmarks 27. Poison ivy dermatitis

28. Dandruff (Seborrheic dermatitis) 29. Cold sores (Herpes Simplex Type I) 30. Dermographism 31. Pityriasis rosea 32. Purpura 33. Rosacea 34. Blackheads 35. Psoriasis 36. Moles 37. Cysts 38. Cavities 39. Strep throat 40. Vitiligo 41. Athlete's foot 42. Verruca 43. Hangnail 44. Paronychia 45. Crosseyedness (Strabismus) 46. Sty 47. Bloodshot eyes 48. Runny nose 49. Chalazion (Meibomian cyst) 50. Xanthelasma 51. Ectropion

52. Bulging eyes (Exophthalmos) 53. Ptosis 54. Bedbugs 55. Nits 56. Sunburn 57. Varicose veins 58. Tonguetiedness 59. The giggles 60. Gigantism 61. Dwarfism 62. Mediumheightism 63. Senile dementia (Alzheimer’s) 64. Hypochondria 65. Hysteria 66. Drunkenness 67. Scabs 68. Hat head 69. Farsightedness (Hypermetropia) 70. Excessive crying 71. Earache 72. Tonsillitis 73. Laryngitis 74. Heartburn 75. Indigestion (Dyspepsia) 76. Gout

77. Sore throat 78. Sprained ankle 79. Cramps 80. Ganglia 81. Ticks 82. Pap smear addiction 83. Hare lip 84. Cleft palate 85. Autism 86. The shakes 87. Turner’s Syndrome (XO) 88. Trisomy X (XXX) 89. Hay fever 90. Ankylosing spondylitis (hunchbackness) 91. Snoring 92. Arrhythmia (Heart murmurs) 93. Astigmatism 94. Color blindness 95. Croup 96. Nervous tics 97. Unconsciousness 98. Incontinence 99. Halitosis (Bad breath) 100. Lycanthropy 101. Heebe geebes