Title: Sugar and Spice

Rating: G?

Summary: Testosterone verses estrogen; which one do you think will win?

Note: I couldn't help it, I plead temporary insanity.

He had been scared before but nothing compared to this newest situation.

Skinner stared, his mind on hold, his heart thudding. A cold drop trickled down the side of his face; he was sweating in his air-conditioned apartment. Damn his brother and sister-in-law for leaving now, of all times, for a 20^th anniversary cruise.

The twelve year old girl looked up at her uncle, with a box of tampons and a look of confusion on her face.

Skinner jumped across the room, grabbed the phone, hitting a speed dial button. The line was answered, his voice 2 octaves higher.

"SCULLY! HELP!"

THE END