So, you're wondering what makes the Dark Perks different from the Perks? Well....
So, you're wondering what makes the Dark Perks different from the Perks? Well....
The Perkulators hate the sight of blood.
The Perkulators have pink stuffed bunnies on their beds.
So do Dark Perks, they're just headless pink stuffed bunnies.
The Perkulators watch Friends.
So do the Dark Perks, but only when -really- drunk and even then only because they heard a rumour Screed brought the monkey across.
The Perkulators drink coffee.
The Dark Perks drink -nothing- but coffee.
The Perkulators would like to go to afternoon tea with Tracey.
The Dark Perks want to go to the shooting range with Tracey.
The Perkulators listen to Hanson and sing along.
The Dark Perks listen to Nine Inch Nails at full volume and think about how much Vachon looks like Trent Reznor.
The Perkulators wear heels.
The Dark Perks know 57 ways to kill a man with a single pink pump.
The Perkulators steer clear of Lacroix.
The Dark Perks follow him around.
The Perkulators think Vachon's bike is cool.
The Dark Perks have repeatedly stolen the bike for joyrides. (But we only sold it once, a hey, where else were we going to get Trace's bail money?)The Perkulators don't go into Screed's hidey-hole because it's full ofdiseases.
The Dark Perks go down there all the time. (They just bring Lysol and bleach to scrub the whole thing down with. And boy does that annoy him!)
The Dark Perks notice that if you water it down a bit you can get a really neat shade of dark pink!
The Perkulators think it's cute when T&V hold hands.
Dark Perks have the X-rated video...."
Perkulators alphabetize the contents of their refrigerators
Dark Perks store their ammo in them.
