Seattle - Jeff Kebman was a normal college student majoring in computer science. He got himself a job as techinical support with Macroquash corporation. However, two months into the job, Jeff was fired for being nice to the customers.
"I don't understand it at all." Jeff said. "All my college training tells me that we should be nice to the customers, that we shouldn't be rude to them or apathetic. But here, they don't follow that philosophy at all." Jeff was given little warning about this. "I was told to rush customers more, not spend so much time with them." he said.
Jeff's supervisor, A Billie Doors, was completely apathetic to Jeff's situation. "I don't give a rat's @&% about that little #$&*." Billie said on her hour and a half long lunch. "That hosebag is trying to drag the Macroquash name down. If one of us was nice, we'd all have to be nice. I won't go for that at all!"
Company spokesperson Pat Buckgrabber commented: "Leave me alone! I don't want to talk about that little $#&*!" I'm already late for a meeting on Setup '96!" For those of you who don't know, Setup '96 is a computer program promised by Macroquash for release in June 1996. So far, the program hasn't come out yet.
C.E.O. Robert Gottaloot could not be reached for comment, as he was celebrating the opening of his $500 million dollar mansion in the woods in Washington State. Supposedly over 500 acres of virigin forest had been leveled at Mr. Gottaloot's request for his home.
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