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I have reason to believe that Tony Blair is, in fact, not himself. Quite literally.
I have been informed that the Prime Minister that we all know and love is actually a phony. The real one is residing in the basement of the Houses Of Parliament in a jar, having been pickled. Unfortunately, his body was unsaveable, only his head remains. The following picture is of the jar, be warned this image is not for the feint hearted:
A source close to Whitehall has said that the Speaker of the House, in her old age, is finding it increasingly difficult to differentiate between the Prime Minister in a jar and the marmalade.

I believe that the reason for his being pickled is so he can later be resurrected, at the time of the Apocalypse, when he will lead a glorious army to victory in the rubble of the once great civilizations of humanity. The head will be skillfully grafted on to a cybernetically enhanced body, ready for the great conflict. It is highly likely to resemble this,

It was stolen from the labs during a raid by a terrorist organization, The head of this organization is unknown, but witnesses say, he was wearing a blue rosette and has an unusual grayish tint to him. He had a tendency to giggle and was prone to violent mood swings, even in the space of a few minutes
Should you see this man, please do not go near him as he is considered armed and dangerous. Rumour has it that the name of this man is Jahj Moron. We believe this to be an anagram of someone, but even after hours of research, we still have not come up with anything.

Unfortunately, the current clone is faulty, and as a result will be replaced in the not-too-distant future. This new model will feature better road handling, a driver's side airbag and go-faster stripes. Oh, and it will get rid of that permanent smirk.
 
    Here is an artists impression of the new model.

The pickling process started back in the Year Of Our Lord 1965, when an ear fell off during a life saving course. Scientists started working around the clock on a way to preserve the Prime Minister. Contrary to popular opinion, Dolly the sheep was NOT the first clone... it was Mr. Blair!

There are several replacement Blairs stored in the deepest catacombs of Number 10. Before the final model was complete, there were unfortunately several mishaps in the prototype stages. These were all destroyed except one, which I have managed to procure a photograph of:

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