My name is Steve.
I am 23 (and occasionally I act my age).
I like still cake, although I prefer the 4 kinds of meat and noodles in Peking sauce made with extra chilli and garlic. Made so hot that it burns on exit as well as entry.
My favourite film is quite long and has actors in it (first person to
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I still like coke. However I have a more refined taste for it now. I have noticed that some brands have a harsh edge, almost like drinking glass. This type of cola is one of my favorites the second type is the rounded type. This can be described as if you were drinking cooking oil. I am not overly fond of this type of cola. Your coke-a-cola is in the middle of this scale, leaning more towards the sharp end.
I still enjoy Kebabs and Curries but i have also to add Chinese food to this list. I like these in preference of the other things. I like pizzas and burgers. I'm still not a fan of chips. However, the 'special' at my local Chippy is an exquisite meal. One of excellence. I recommend it.
I used to go to university in Scarborough, which is a town. In Yorkshire. Since then I have passed my degree with honors. I have also spent 2 years doing a Teaching degree, but that went all tits up towards the end. This can be attributed to the failing relationship with myself and the head of the course.
I have a job working in the local supermarket 'ASDA', which is part of the Wal-Mart company. I work on the checkouts and I HATE IT. The most annoying thing is the fucking customers. Constantly coming to my till again and again, in a never ending stream. There is only one type of customer I like : the fit girls. Sadly there aren't many of them. All the other customers are wretched sacks of shit. I want them all to die horribly.
Hello to my friends : Wil, Will, Trixie, Freaky John, Jec (the girl), Jon (comic shop), John (sisters boyfriend), Jon (ASDA) Mark, Marc, Matt, Kevin, Lisa, Amy, Amykins, Paul, Ruth, Donna, Kathy, Amber, Jen, Jamie and Kay
I have hair, eyes, a nose and a mouth. In my mouth I have some teeth and a tongue. But none of them are mine.
There is a picture of me on the other 'about me' page. It was taken 5 years ago, when I was 18. My hair is shorter then that now. There are more pictures of me scattered about Will's website and the Liquid Death website. Both can be found in the 'Links' section.