Welcome to mine page of evil. No, it is not what you think it is. I am sweet and kind and loving, why would I have something truly evil on my shit-about-nothing webpage? (shush to all of you that really know me!) This is a page of evil, simple enough. It is a gathering of things in this world I consider evil, and it probably repeats itself. It is pretty much meaningless and was a complete waste of mine time. But then again ... this entire page was a waste of my time ... oh ... why do I bother ...I'm so tired.
Sleep, computers, the human race, marriage, sunglasses, ceilingfans, humidity, trench coats, toenails, time lag, Americans, ICQ, children, school, taste buds, icicles, homepages, McDonald's, cereal mascots, seniorcitizens, love, superficiality, depression, name-thieves, hypocrisy, jealousy, war, multiple-personality-disorder, doctors, Paul's eyebrow thingie, smurfs, mustaches, greed, bugs, nail-clippers, remote-controls, weathermen, cigarettes, panadol, work, hexers, predictability, microwaves, Barney, roosters, dictionaries, modesty, self-derogatoriness, midnight snacks, Tojo, money, people who don't answer questions, BRITINEY SPEARS!!, people who ask too many questions, aliens, scientists, country music, judgemental people, hackers (this means YOU), garlic, traffic lights, people who always have to be right, pet shops, banshees, oiuja boards, apologies, caffiene, politions, auto greets, debating, jokes...even good ones, golf, laboratories, passwords, people who don't answer email, time, Vorphalack, invites, posers, phonies, liars, fakers, whispering, advertising, vultures, birthdays, taxes, haircuts, writer's block, education, lawyers, ICQ url's, channel collisions, dirty dishes, Rainbow Bright, THAT LOOK, people who say they love you more than I do, people who don't sign guestbooks, people who beg for attention, sugar plum faeries, people telling me I've missed something on the list, hayfever, technical specialists, medication, power rangers, religion, spice girls, dog food, clowns, Astroboy, ops in the chatroom, seeds, Roger Ramjet, Sailormoon,
Melrose Place, Paul Austin's strip tease sounds he makes, Baywatch, blood, curlews, thinking, electronic postcards, taxi-drivers, Sir Draco Spike Bugaboo, incense, wet paint, exlamation-points, people who eat jersey calves, vegans, food, two toed sloths, twangs, people who slurker fancier than I do, pink nailpolish, that fish in my tank that is always eating all the other fish YET the guy in the store said it was a nice fish, anything on TV that isn't a cartoon, sunlight (or light in general), Australian words the Americans don't know, the invisible eye on ICQ, children - CHILDREN, copper theives, green skittles, the colour blue, public holidays, Christmas!!!, birthdays, clear jello, the combination of whip cream and strawberries (or anything like it, especially whatever Paul has in mind), guilt gifts (but at least they are always better than spur of the moment gifts =) ), junior Eskimo pies, when the CD skips and I jump up and run over to fix it and just as I reach it it fixes itself, teletubies (especially that purple one!), that mole near my ... ah ha um ... nevermind, cookies,
nailpolish remover, injusticed sueing, bright clear sunny days, chocolate, wide open blue skies with no clouds, concentration, when someone doesn't realise I'm in love with them and I actually have to say it (but that rule only applies to me!), or when people say they love me once then I never hear it again *sighs softly*, Chris' pet wolf that ALWAYS seems to be eating my away messages, snoring, when people add me to their icq out of nowhere and then say nothing to me, Hydras, when I'm talking to someone on icq and I send a big long message and the person answers with a monosyllable, when your boyfriend forgets important dates and does nothing,
recordings of my voice, empty letterboxes, sleepwalking, umbrellas, the sounds of honking car horns, in car radio commercials, dice, the letter M, Jamie Jackson (aka Jag), when problems don't get resolved or when they ignored or disregarded as important etc., popsicle sticks, when sports or pitiful things like that interrupt my fav TV shows, Paul's little moans and groans he makes for no reason, green peppers, WarCraft, the concept behind "The Bancroft Boys", IBM, Strawberry Shortcake, evolution, cheerleaders, burnette jokes, yoda, my fantasies, dolphins, lightning, SHIVERS the GAME, snow that is cold, manipulation, being seducted, those electronic bears and dolls that when you squeeze them in spots make noises, pepsi, little fat black mice, fake flowers, lies to cover up the truth, having kids, thermometers, swans.Paul Austin!
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In other words. This is all original stuff, use any of it and DIE. I better not need to repeat myself.
