Top Ten Sickening Twists in Worf's Love Life

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10)

Worf:"Come to me Data"

Data:"Okay Worfie"

9)

Worf:"Let me make you a man; I have a thing for hairy arachnids"

Barclay:"Okay Worfie"

8)

Worf:"Get my nacelle to Warp 9"

Geordie:"Okay Worfie"

7)

Worf:"Let me inject your hypospray"

Beverly:"Okay Worfie"

6)

Worf:"Engage me sir"

Picard:"Make it so Worfie"

5)

Worf:"There are many things I have not taught you about the Klingon Mating Ritual, son"

Alexander:"Okay Daddy"

4)

Worf:"C'mon, fire my photon torpedo"

Computer:"Okay Worfie"

3)

Worf:"C'mon you Betazoid bitch, hit my little Klingon with a painstick and feel my pain"

Troi:"Okay Worfie"

2)

Worf:"Pet my tribble"

Wesley:"Okay Worfie"

1)

Worf:"You are a good cat and a pretty cat"

Spot:"Meow (translation- Okay Worfie)"

submitted 03/14/98 by Chrisy782@aol.com and Poet279@aol.com

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