Fizzy had searched
high and low for her old friend, but he was nowhere to be found, not even
in front of his laptop, where he had spent a seemingly inordinate amount
of time lately. Why, she and Tex hadn't gone mushroom-kicking in
nearly three weeks! It was outrageous. She was determined to
find Tex and show him the deep purple mushrooms in that field by the Perm
Shoppe that were just begging to be kicked over.

"Hiya, Tex!" She found
him jumping over fences at the Show Stable.
"Oh, hi Fiz."
He sailed over the fences effortlessly, but his expression was strangely
vacant.
"Stop." Fizzy ordered,
intending to commandeer him for a day of mushroom-kicking and lecture him
for being such an antisocial lately. Instead, she looked hard into
his face and cheerfully asked what the matter was.
"Nothing," came the
insufferably male response.
"Yeah, right.
Come on, let's terrorize some mushrooms! Whatever it is, terrorizing
big, ugly, purple mushrooms is bound to make you feel better!"
Tex halfheartedly agreed,
and as they strolled toward the Perm Shoppe, Fizzy played Sherlock Holmes,
trying to read his nonverbal expressions and use deductive reasoning to
ascertain what was preoccupying her friend. Upon discovering she
was pretty lousy at the Sherlock Holmes thing, she began to ask questions
instead.
"Do you eat something
bad?"
"No."
"You haven't been
eating Peachy's cobbler, have you? That'll do it."
"No, Fizzy!"
"Do you just need
a vacation?"
"No, I'm fine."
"Well, no you're not!
Come on! I --"
"Fizzy, I'm sorry,
but I just really don't want to do anything today."
Tex begin to walk slowly
away, with that same vacant expression. At that moment, Fizzy had
a remarkable connection with her feminine instinct. She scampered
up beside him again. "You have a crush on somebody, don't you?"
"What?!"
"You do!
I can tell! It had better not be me. We've been through
this before!"
"It's not you, Fiz,
don't worry."
"Ha-HAA! There
is someone! I knew it! You're in love!"
"I am not!"
"Please tell me who
it is. I won't tell!"
"NO!"
"Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze??"
"NO Fizzy! Please
don't let's talk about it, okay?" And with that, he bounded away.
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