Fizzy had searched high and low for her old friend, but he was nowhere to be found, not even in front of his laptop, where he had spent a seemingly inordinate amount of time lately.  Why, she and Tex hadn't gone mushroom-kicking in nearly three weeks!  It was outrageous.  She was determined to find Tex and show him the deep purple mushrooms in that field by the Perm Shoppe that were just begging to be kicked over.

"Hiya, Tex!" She found him jumping over fences at the Show Stable.
"Oh, hi Fiz."  He sailed over the fences effortlessly, but his expression was strangely vacant.

"Stop." Fizzy ordered, intending to commandeer him for a day of mushroom-kicking and lecture him for being such an antisocial lately.  Instead, she looked hard into his face and cheerfully asked what the matter was.

"Nothing," came the insufferably male response.
"Yeah, right.  Come on, let's terrorize some mushrooms!  Whatever it is, terrorizing big, ugly, purple mushrooms is bound to make you feel better!"

Tex halfheartedly agreed, and as they strolled toward the Perm Shoppe, Fizzy played Sherlock Holmes, trying to read his nonverbal expressions and use deductive reasoning to ascertain what was preoccupying her friend.  Upon discovering she was pretty lousy at the Sherlock Holmes thing, she began to ask questions instead.

"Do you eat something bad?"
"No."
"You haven't been eating Peachy's cobbler, have you?  That'll do it."
"No, Fizzy!"
"Do you just need a vacation?"
"No, I'm fine."
"Well, no you're not! Come on! I --"
"Fizzy, I'm sorry, but I just really don't want to do anything today."

Tex begin to walk slowly away, with that same vacant expression.  At that moment, Fizzy had a remarkable connection with her feminine instinct.  She scampered up beside him again.  "You have a crush on somebody, don't you?"
"What?!"
"You do!  I can tell!  It had better not be me.  We've been through this before!"
"It's not you, Fiz, don't worry."
"Ha-HAA!  There is someone!  I knew it!  You're in love!"
"I am not!"
"Please tell me who it is.  I won't tell!"
"NO!"
"Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze??"
"NO Fizzy!  Please don't let's talk about it, okay?"  And with that, he bounded away.

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