> 01) Which Star Wars character are you?
>
(http://www.sluis-van.com/personality/test1/index.shtml):
Did the first one and turned out be Emperor Palpatine.
Did the second one (for ep1-2)and turned out be
Chancellor Palpatine.

Breathed a sigh of relief both times when I didn't end
up being C-3PO.


> 02) How do you refer to yourself?:

Kavin. Occaisonally as 'hey-zeus'.

> 03) What is your name?:

Kavinay Kishor. But you can call me Sophie.
 
> 04) What is your quest?:

Apotheosis.
 
> 05) What is your favourite colour?:

Blue.

> 06) How do YOU spell favourite and colour?:

As above. Though, I'm never sure if it's the British
or Canadian standards I tend to follow.
 
> 07) How do you like your steak cooked?:

Don't eat steak. Although, I would appreciate it if no
one seated close to me wanted their steak blue.
 
> 08) Say one nice thing about Kavin:

Has a huge-swollen-pulsating-throbbing-hardon of a
desire to follow things he's fascinated by.
 
> 09) MAY EYE EET A HAM SANDWIXH?:

You aren't the same person who asks "WHERE DA FUCK B
DE WAREZ, NIGGAZ?" on newsgroups are you?

> 10) What is your favourite Hannah Barbara cartoon?:

"Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley"

Only because I remember it being one of the first
things I enjoyed becaused it was so completely awful.

> 11) Is there anything about your life that you want
> to improve?:

Would love to be more reliable.

> 12) Really? Are your concerns valid, or are you just
> very bored?:

Valid, but not necessarily true.

> 13) Whatever. Who's better, Teela or She-Ra?:

Teela, sure She-Ra had a cape, but Teela had a
bronzed-metal bra and an atitude.

BTW: http://www.he-man.org/toys/teela_new_press.shtml

> 14) Was Yoda wise, or did he fool people by talking
> funny?:

Wise but surprisingly conservative. In the end though,
he gets kudos for surviving the purge of Palpatine's
new world order.
Besides, he's green, and in my experience all green
sock puppets excercise phenomenal wisdom.

> 15) Do you call yourself a geek? If not, why did you
> answer questions 13 and 14?:

Yes, very much so. I actually broke up with my best
friend in Grade 11 because he wanted to be less geeky,
hang out and get drunk. Silly guy.
 
>    -What is your favourite food from the following
> food groups?:
>   16) Meat&Protein:

Mom's Chicken Curry.

>   17) Dairy:

Chocolate Ice Cream.

>   18) Fruits&Veggies:

Mangos.

>   19) Bread:

Just about anything crunchy or chewey besides sliced
bread. I hate sliced bread.

> 20) You are in a bar, and are struck with a craving
> for hot wings and onion rings,
> so you order some. What do you order to drink?
> (Doesn't have to be booze.):

Don't drink alcohol, or pop, or much juice for that
matter: water.

> 21) How would you serve spam for dinner to your
> significant other's parents to
> impress them?:

I would ask Sean to come over and let him pretend he's
on the Iron Chef.
 
> 22) Xena is better than Hercules. (T/F):

False, the sexual tension between hero and sidekick is
much more interesting in Hercules.
Regardless, Autolycus (King of Theives) was the best
part of either show.

> 23) How would someone be able to trick you into
> going on the Jerry Springer show?:

Stick a potatoe sack over my head and hit me with a
baseball bat, repeatedly.

> 24) Why does Robert vanWinkle suck so much?:

Not because of "Ice, Ice Baby" itself, but rather
because his lame come back as reborn Christian with a
garage metal version of the aforementioned song.

> 25) How often do you polish your shoes?:

I've only ever worn sneakers.

> 26) Do you hate wearing pants?:

Yes. But I don't hate hard enough to not get on with
it.

> 27) If I presented you with a button labeled
> "evil@8" in big Lovecraftian letters,
> would you press it?:

Yes, yes I would.

> 28) What is your favourite country song?:

Anything by Randy Travis, because he's gay and this
upsets purists oh so much. K.D. Lang gets an
honourable mention too.
 
> 29) If you could spend a day with the fictional
> character(s) of your choice, who
> would it be?:

God.

> 30) Would you dance to a Polka for some really good
> Bratwurst?:

Yup, but I wouldn't eat the Bratwurst.

> 31) Hi, this is Thomas speaking.:

'Ello Squire!

> 32) The best flavour of Kool-Aid is __ :

Sugar I believe.

> 33) Was Napster bad?:

No, it was great. A phenomenal entity for its time.
Even if you abhor copyright infringement (guffaw), you
still have to love how Napster allowed us to
appreciate Lars from Metallica as the slobering-Oasis
loving-turd he is.

> 34) How do you take your coffee?:

I don't take coffee.

> 35) If you could visit any time and place, when and
> where would it be?:

Prehistory, with a fly-swatter.

> 36) Did you get the jokes on Married: with Children
> the first time you watched it?:

No, but I spent most of my time oogling Christina
Applegate.

> 37) Have you ever had any magazine subscriptions?:

Equinox, Mcleans and White Dwarf.

> 38) Do you know enough about the workings of a
> toilet that you could build one out
> of bamboo, coconuts and rubber plants?:

I've installed toilets before and know enough to know
I wouldn't want to try.
For one thing, would you really want to use one
without a nice and thick wax washer?

> 39) What is your strongest (but still
> non-diagnosable) mental disorder?:

Apathy.
 
> 40) Who is your favourite Canadian musician or
> musical group?:

Delerium (Bill Leeb)

> 41) Who is your favourite painter?:

Dave McKean. Favourite painter, sculpter,
photographer, designer, typographer... You name it,
the guy's amazing.

> 42) What is your favourite poem?:

I'm quite fond of lit, but quite frankly most poetry
strikes me like contemporary dance: grotesque and
pointless.
If I had to pony up a name though it would probably be
Milton's 'Paradise Lost', if only because I actually
managed to trudge through the stupifyingly dull last
two-thirds of the epic.

> 43) What is your favourite comedy sketch show?:

Kids in the Hall, Monty Python and Question Period on
CPAC, in that order.
 
> 44) Why do you eat the flesh of dead animals?:

Because I'm innately amoral.

>    -If you were a superhero, what would:
>   45) your power be?:

Universal Mediocrity, the ability to do anything to a
barely acceptable level of competancy. Sure, it would
mean that I would be hardly useful in most situations.
But imagine those scenarios where success and failure
is a binary proposition: "That planet was about to
swallowed by that supernova and he just narrowly
recontained the star, albeit unstylishly." 

>   46) your name be?:

Mediocre Man!

>    47) your costume look like?:

Superman's hand-me-downs.
 
>   48) your cause be?:

Allow citizens to "Accept nothing worse than
second-rate!"

> 49) Are you sure you aren't a geek?:

No, I am sure I am not not a geek.

> 50) In AD 2101, war was beginning. What happen?:

Islam stopped tolerating Western terrorism.

> 51) Have you had enough, or do you want to answer
> another 50 questions?:

I think I have had enough.

> 52) What is compelling you to answer this particular
> question?:

Sado-masochism.
 
> 53) Have you played Loonie: the Nucking Futs first
> edition?:

I narrowly avoided it.

> 54) What flavour is the chip on your shoulder?:

Post-millenial angst. It's the poor follow up to it's
more entertaining pre-millenial cousin.

> 55) Is that a potato on your jacket?:

No.

> 56) Have you ever gotten sick from an amusement
> ride?:

Sadly, last time I went to playland I found the
effective enjoyment age for the Gravitron had passed
me by.

> 57) How many wigs do you own?:

Are you making a joke about pubic hair?
 
> 58) Do you like goat cheese?:

Sure, it's all good.

> 59) What is Puritan Irish Stew made with?:

Catholics.

> 60) Do you own a rubber ducky?:

Never did.

> 61) Complete this phrase. "I am a(n) __phile.":

'Omni'
 
> 62) What movies have people spoiled for you?:
> -Fight Club and the Sixth Sense.
> 
> 63) Do you have a favourite roleplaying system?:

Palladiu--just kidding. I really don't mind systems as
long as they don't bog down. I would probably enjoy a
cross between DP9's Silhouette system (consistent
mechanics) and In Nomine (the flavour of the game is
present in the mechanics). Orkworld, incrudibly
rules-light, is fantastic.

> 64) Please repeat your answers to questions 15 and
> 49.:

I embrace Geekdom (not necessarily other geeks
though).

> 65) What's the worst thing you have ever consumed?:

Your mother.

> 66) Will someone get this walking carpet out of my

It's called the SPCA.

> 67) Do you prefer wide screen or cut and pan?:

Wide screen, accept no substitutes.

> 68) Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?:

Yes Wreck-Gar, yes I would.

> 69) Voulez-vous du beurre?:

I did, and then I dropped it. But then I eventually
had returned to me by Pierre.

> 70) Are you a brain in a vat?:

Well, I would have to agree with Putnam's line on
this:
The answer is false, because if it should be the case
I'm not, then I'm covered. And even if I were, my only
perception/linguistic expression would be sourced from
the vat. Hence, I could never know I was in the vat
because I only refer to vat objects (electirical
impulses perhaps) and never to external (real)
objects; I never would know whether I was refering to
to the real world or it's vat-world double.

> 71) What's wrong with kit lego?:

Back in MY day you didn't even have lego man. No
sir-ee, you had to put three diferntly coloured square
bricks and PRETEND he had a smile!

Bah. There's not much wrong with kit lego. I wish kids
were encouraged to mix 'em up more and use more
creativity than special pieces.

> 72) Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer __!:

Pornstar.

> 73) If you could make any band cover any song, who
> would you have play what?:

"God save the Queen" by Ren and Stimy, oh wait...

> 74) Is it pronounced "keltic" or "seltic"?:

Keltic, stupid Bostonians.

> 75) What footgear does death wear?:

Sandals. But when it's cold he wears Sailor Moon
booties.

> 76) Where is Waldo?:

Uranus.

> 77) Do you know the words to "Turkey in the Straw"?:

No, I first heard it synthezized on IBM PC jr. and
quickly got over it.

> 78) What does CD-ROM stand for?:

Copyright infringement is your best entertainment
value.


> 79) Do you identify with any of the characters from
> the film "The Big Lebowski"?:

De Jeeeesus?
 
> 80) What song describes you at the moment?:

'Swollen' by Bent. Good stuff.

> 81) Do you know how to tie a tie?:

No.

> 82) Would you censor Pee Wee's Adventure, or are you
> exceedingly liberal?:

Apparently, I'm exceedingly liberal. But I suspect
it's due to the right-wing flunkies who surround me.
Interesting thing about them though: they're not
fiscally right-wing, just social conservatives--which
frankly leaves them with all the pigeon-shit dogma and
none of the benefits.

> 83) Do you like Moxy Fruvos?:

Yes, but not their artsy-serious stuff.

> 84) What is your favourite electronic game system?

My computer?

> 85) What is your favourite software program?:

Championship Manager/PHP server/Photoshop, do I really
have to choose!!!

> 86) Do you know the muffin man?:

He's dead baby.

> 87) What's the worst smell in the world?:

That smell in a public restroom that you discover to
be your own.

> 88) Do you prefer Star Trek or Star Wars?:

I would normally say Trek, albeit only TNG. If I had
to take one and erase the other from memory, I would
probably stick with Trek. 
But I admit to being surprisingly impressed by Episode
2 and having alot of fun with JKII multiplayer ;)

> 89) What is your favourite Kevin Smith movie?:

Surprisngly, Mallrats! I don't why, but it's the most
throw-away funny one of the lot. I still empathize
greatly with Brodie for asking Stan Lee about The
Thing's thing. However I still haven't seen Jay and
Silent Bob strike back yet.

> 90) What is your favourite Monty Python sketch?:

Well not a sketch, but I like anything to do with
French guys throwing cows of a battlement.

> 91) What do you think an appropriate length for a
> response to an "If" question is?:

Don't matter. The real fun is when you're asked in
person and have to squirm from coming across like to
much of a weirdo.

> 92) What were your favourite cartoons as a kid?:

Robotech and Transformers were wonderful and I vaguely
recall being fond of Mask.
 
> 93) Who do you root for in the world cup?:

England and the Azzuri (who were robbed!).
But really, I managed to watch 90%+ of the matches and
loved it all.

 
> 94) Would you like to be John Malkovich for 15
> minutes?:

Sure, but can you be Maxine?

> 95) What is your favourite type of hat?:

The piece of Tommy Hillfiger underwear that rappers
put on their heads.

> 96) Who's scarier, Cthulhu or Turrasque?:

Cthulhu, no contest, ever.
 
> 97) What house would you be in if you went to
> Hogwarts'?:

I'm a Gryffindor!

I was sooo certain I was going to be revealed as a
dastardly Slytherin...
Man, this makes me so happy I'm taking the day off.
 
> 98) Repeat your answer to question 64, defend
> yourself if you feel it's necessary.:

Defend what? Being a geek makes me happy.

> 99) What would be a good question to end this survey
> with?:

Why did you erase #100?