> 01) Which Star Wars character are you?
>Pruncess Leia / in episode 2 I was R2D2
 
> 02) How do you refer to yourself?:
"Jenn's having a slow brain day"
 
> 03) What is your name?:
Jennifer Joan Forrest
> 
> 04) What is your quest?:
My own little cafe, silly though it seems as 90% of
cafe's go under within 2 years

> 05) What is your favourite colour?:
> every shade of grren under the sun or moon (except
chartruese).
> 
> 06) How do YOU spell favourite and colour?:
same way the question does, duh
> 
> 07) How do you like your steak cooked?:
> -steak? juicy blood should dribble out, yet still it
should be cooked- medium rare
> 
> 08) Say one nice thing about Kavin:
he ALSO thinks Underworld is a pretty cool game
> 
> 09) MAY EYE EET A HAM SANDWIXH?:
eyes can't eat
> 
> 10) What is your favourite Hannah Barbara cartoon?:
guilty pleasure.... He's smarter than the average
bear(Yogi Bear)
> 
> 11) Is there anything about your life that you want
> to improve?:
I want to be done school already, so I can spend more
time with Steve and/or my other friends, who matter
too
> 
> 12) Really? Are your concerns valid, or are you just
> very bored?:

I am perfectly justified
> 
> 13) Whatever. Who's better, Teela or She-Ra?:
Kill them both, Cringer/battlecat rocked

> 14) Was Yoda wise, or did he fool people by talking
> funny?:
Yoda is a fictional character who spouted commonly
known platitudes, but a good teacher within that
context.You tell me.
 
> 15) Do you call yourself a geek? If not, why did you
> answer questions 13 and 14?:
I revel in my geekiness and seek to lure others with
the power of the geek force.
> 
>    -What is your favourite food from the following
> food groups?:
>   16) Meat&Protein:
my big sister's original meatloaf recipe (before she
ruined it by using rice instead of breadcrumbs)
> 
>   17) Dairy:
Hot chocolate!! (there's milk in it, and I don't have
to justify it further )  

 18) Fruits&Veggies:
> -Mushrooms.
> 
> 19) Bread:
corn pops

> 20) You are in a bar, and are struck with a craving
> for hot wings and onion rings,
> so you order some. What do you order to drink?

If I were to order hot wings, it would be under
hypnosis as I can't take a lot of spice -my mouth
can't handle it. Having said that, I would order some
french fries to still the burning of my mouth, and a
Guiness(the beer that drinks like a meal)

> 
> 21) How would you serve spam for dinner to your
> significant other's parents to
> impress them?:

I would serve all the spam to Steve, who REALLY likes
it and cook them something simple, like pasta,
homemade cream or white wine sauce, with broiled lamb 
with carrots and, of course, mushrooms



> 22) Xena is better than Hercules. (T/F):

This is one of those wierdly formatted questions where
neither answer gives my opinion. I think they're both
shlock  T.V. that I don't llike watching because of
its blatant appeal to the lowest common denominator.


> 23) How would someone be able to trick you into
> going on the Jerry Springer show?:

As I say to my little sister Kim "Our family is SO
Jerry Springer sometimes.No one could ever trick me
into going on the show. Binding and gagging me might
work, though.
> 
> 24) Why does Robert vanWinkle suck so much?:

he's really a vacuum in disguise

> 25) How often do you polish your shoes?:
Whenever I have a rampant need to impress someone, but
I think it's been like 4 years.

> 26) Do you hate wearing pants?:
not as much as I'd hate the looks I'd get if I didn't.
> 
> 27) If I presented you with a button labeled
> "evil@8" in big Lovecraftian letters,
> would you press it?:
I prefer to keep evil at bay, so no.
> 
> 28) What is your favourite country song?:

"Tempted" , by Marty Stewart


> 
> 29) If you could spend a day with the fictional
> character(s) of your choice, who
> would it be?:

A whole day? That's a really tough one. I think I'd
like to discuss the logic of living on the Hellmouth
with "Willow" from Buffy the vampire slayer



> 
> 30) Would you dance to a Polka for some really good
> Bratwurst?:
I'd try, but I don't really know how to polka.

> 31) Hi, this is Thomas speaking.:
How the heck did you get my number, cousin?
> 
> 32) The best flavour of Kool-Aid is __ :

green

> 33) Was Napster bad?:

not as bad as fire, not as good as ice cream 

> 34) How do you take your coffee?:
Mine, mine, mine mine, mine, Ah! Coffee, as I wrestle
it away from those who think it's bad for me. Pshaa!!!
> 
> 35) If you could visit any time and place, when and
> where would it be?:

I would visit medeival Italy- approximately 12th
century, when the punks wore their hair the same as
they do now, but instead of leather & denim, they wore
particoloured tights.


> 36) Did you get the jokes on Married: with Children
> the first time you watched it?:

i think I was 16, so yes
> 
> 37) Have you ever had any magazine subscriptions?:
Owl mag. when I was a kid, but that's it
> 
> 38) Do you know enough about the workings of a
> toilet that you could build one out
> of bamboo, coconuts and rubber plants?:

Yes, but only because I saw a documentary on rubber
plants once


> 39) What is your strongest (but still
> non-diagnosable) mental disorder?:

A compulsion to put books and videos in order -
libraries, bookstores, and video rental plaes beware


> 40) Who is your favourite Canadian musician or
> musical group?:
I heard that the Arrogant Worms broke up, but some of
them went to Captain Tractor, who I know do a lot of
similar stuff, so I d have to sa Captain Tractor, NOW>



> 41) Who is your favourite painter?:


I think Degas, he did manged to make the rain in his
paintings look like rain .


> 
> 42) What is your favourite poem?:

The road goes ever on and on,
Down from the door where it began, 
now far ahead the road has gone
 and I must follow if I can, 
pursuing it with eager feet, 
until it meets some larger way,
where many paths and errands meet,
And wither then?
I cannot say.> 


43) What is your favourite comedy sketch show?:
sad to say, no real preference> 



44) Why do you eat the flesh of dead animals?:

If I don't it'll go moldy in my fridge, and that's
just not right.
> 
>    -If you were a superhero, what would:
>   45) your power be?:

The power to maintain calm in the midst of chaos and
inflict it on others
> 
>   46) your name be?:
The Calmer
> 
>   47) your costume look like?:
Spandex green jumpsuit under a really really BIG
sweater

>   48) your cause be?:
To make people who require medication or they'll go
nuts take their medications
> 
> 49) Are you sure you aren't a geek?:

I'm sure I'm not a banana
> 
> 50) In AD 2101, war was beginning. What happen?:

Where's the CHEETOS?
> 
> 51) Have you had enough, or do you want to answer
> another 50 questions?:


I had enough at question 12
> 
> 52) What is compelling you to answer this particular
> question?:
compulsion to finish what I start> 

53) Have you played Loonie: the Nucking Futs first
> edition?:
Nor do I intend to, 2nd Ed. being so much better
> 
> 54) What flavour is the chip on your shoulder?:

the flavour of those styrofoam-textured sour cream and
onion rings.

> 55) Is that a potato on your jacket?:
Of course, (it's a fabric PATCH of a potato-deceptive
at first glance)



> 56) Have you ever gotten sick from an amusement
> ride?:
Nope, I avoid them


> 57) How many wigs do you own?:
a grand total of zero
> 
> 58) Do you like goat cheese?:
> nope
> 
> 59) What is Puritan Irish Stew made with?:
> Irish Puritans
> 
No, but only 'cause I lost it
> 
> 61) Complete this phrase. "I am a(n) __phile.":
Stevephile
> 
> 62) What movies have people spoiled for you?:
Too many
> 
> 63) Do you have a favourite roleplaying system?:
yes, but I wo't tell YOU what it is> 
> 64) Please repeat your answers to questions 15 and
> 49.:
sillyme, still a book-geek.
> 
> 65) What's the worst thing you have ever consumed?:

burnt boiled peas, as my Mom lost all ability to cook
for a while
> 
> 66) Will someone get this walking carpet out of my
> way?:


eventually
> 
> 67) Do you prefer wide screen or cut and pan?:
> -Wide screen 
> 
> 68) Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?:
not particularely


> 69) Voulez-vous du beurre?:
> Oui oui
> 
> 70) Are you a brain in a vat?:
not that I know of, do I look like a brain in a vat to
you?
> 71) What's wrong with kit lego?:

Use your imagination, Damnit!!

> 
> 72) Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer __!:

Keener


> 73) If you could make any band cover any song, who
> would you have play what?:
I would make the Apocolyptica play "Du Hast", it might
actually become cool then


> 74) Is it pronounced "keltic" or "seltic"?:
there are no soft "c's" in celtic languages
> 
> 75) What footgear does death wear?:
hightop sneakers


> 76) Where is Waldo?:
in the walls, ready to come out and fix things at the
request of non-automated systems
> 
> 77) Do you know the words to "Turkey in the Straw"?:
Ha, Ha, Ha
> 
> 78) What does CD-ROM stand for?:
> -who cares?
> 
> 79) Do you identify with any of the characters from
> the film "The Big Lebowski"?:
not really, but it was still a cool film


> 80) What song describes you at the moment?:
I'm In Over My Head
> 
> 81) Do you know how to tie a tie?:
I learnt the skill to one-up all the boys in choir who
wore clip-on ties
> 
> 82) Would you censor Pee Wee's Adventure, or are you
> exceedingly liberal?:
I'm exceedingly tolerant.
> 
> 83) Do you like Moxy Fruvos?:
> -Yes> 

> 84) What is your favourite electronic game system?


Don't have one

> 85) What is your favourite software program?:

Don't have one

> 86) Do you know the muffin man?:
the muffin man? the muffin man!!
> 
> 87) What's the worst smell in the world?:

I don't think I ever want to find out

> 
> 88) Do you prefer Star Trek or Star Wars?:


Star Trek, 'cause there's more of it


> 89) What is your favourite Kevin Smith movie?:
Clerks: the moral discussion about the construction
workers on the 2nd Death Star reminded me of me

> 
> 90) What is your favourite Monty Python sketch?:

"Got any Wensleydale?"> 


> 91) What do you think an appropriate length for a
> response to an "If" question is?:
Depends entirely on the question

> 92) What were your favourite cartoons as a kid?:
Gummi Bears, Scooby Doo, Transformers, and
distressingly enough to my current sensibilities, Jem

> 
> 93) Who do you root for in the world cup?:

There's a world cup? who drinks out of it?


> 94) Would you like to be John Malkovich for 15
> minutes?:
> -No.
> 
> 95) What is your favourite type of hat?:

Those lovely huge 18th century  women's hat that were
pieces of artwork in aned of themselves

> 
> 96) Who's scarier, Cthulhu or Turrasque?:
> -Definately
Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.CthulhuCthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu.Cthulhu
> 
> 97) What house would you be in if you went to
> Hogwarts'?:
> I'd be a Hufflepuff.
> 
> 98) Repeat your answer to question 64, defend
> yourself if you feel it's necessary.:
Why would it be neccessary to defend the geek within,
embrace the geek within you (or me, for that matter)
> 
> 99) What would be a good question to end this survey
> with?:
Why do you think this survey was sent to you?

> 100) What would your answer to that question be?:

Because Steve likes me , he really likes me?


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