Kerry Wilson
AKA
Raw Evil
My Arch Enemy
Queen of Darkness
Biff
If I have anything resembling an Arch Enemy, it's Kerry Wilson. We have diametrically opposed points of view on nearly everything under the sun: our fundamental life philosophies differ uncannily. We remain linked inexplicably by a chain of coincidence and opposition that few would attempt to explain: we both won the Geology award from the same teacher in our senior year of high school. I now attend Western Michigan University, and she goes to Central Michigan University (bitter arch rivals), and we each won the highest available scholarship at our chosen University. I like Goldfish crackers, while she prefers Dolphins and Friends crackers. Exact opposites in all respects.
Modesty prevents me from disclosing more about our past encounters, but if you bug her (or me) you just might find out something interesting (mention a certain 4-year period of time for fun dirt on me, while the mention of parties, windows, and memory lapses will win you fun bonus gossip!)
Kerry may look innocent, unassuming, or even cute, but don't trust her--she's a shameless manipulator, and will find a way to disrupt your life almost immediately upon contact. Avoid at all costs--incredibly subversive and dangerous. Excellent conversation partner & snappy dresser.
Methods of contact:
AIM SN: SuperBiffKerry