Some may claim that Adam Sandler had this idea first, and they'd probably be right. However, he did it all wrong. I have thus created this 34 line opus in the hopes that I can help people to understand the true nature of Nature's finest creation, the noble Goat.
The Joys of Goats, of course
Are many and widely varied,
But if you look a little too close
My friend you might be buried
Chorus:
The Goats are in control,
They tell me what to do.
The Goats are in control
And They control you, too.
The Government, of course
Obeys our horned gods
But not the CIA, for they
Are controlled by the frogs
Chorus:
The Goats are in control,
They tell me what to do.
The Goats are in control
And They control you, too.
Goat cheese, then, is a
mind-controlling Drug
And if you eat it you
become a Jack-booted thug
Chorus:
The Goats are in control,
They tell me what to do.
The Goats are in control
And They control you, too.
Bridge:
Oh I love the Goats,
They are my worldly masters,
And allergic to rootbeer floats
Chorus:
Oh, The Goats are in control,
They tell me what to do.
The Goats are in control
And They control you, too.
Big finish:
And Theyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. . .
Controlllllllllllllllllllllllllll. . .
You Toooooooooooooooo!