Kris Berger
AKA
Bacon Double Cheese
B2Cheese
Booger
Few photographs are available of this unassuming young man. Recent run-ins with authorities at Ball State University have forced him to conduct most of his recent affairs underground, away from the prying eyes of "the fuzz." Rumours of his death circulated wildly until his recent appearance, and subsequent resubmergence, on New Year's Eve.
Berger likes to keep his affairs relatively quiet, and, while his ambitions are high, his plots and schemes have a way of falling apart almost completely. As this, the worst possible picture of him, indicates, Berger is an avid sportsman, and can often be lured into the open through the expression of derogatory opinions regarding the Detroit Red Wings.
Probable future vocation: Bookie
Feel free to contact Berger. Much like Berglin, or even the Author himself, he welcomes social interaction, especially with attractive members of the opposite sex.
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AIM SN: B2Cheese