Seth Porter
AKA
Sethboy
Sethy
Daishi
Chief
God
Seth is one of the strangest people on the planet. He does disturbing things to trees (pictured), cats, and other people. His specialties lie in the technological realm, and he is often employed by the criminal element as a computer tech man, upgrading systems far beyond their normal capacity so that they might play Quake at 6,000,000,000 fps at a resolution of 1600x12000 in 32 bit color. His greatest accomplishment included strapping an aeroplane prop to a 386 for use as a fan, at which point he utilized the machine in question to defeat Gary Kasparov's less talented brother Karl at chess.
Most recently he has become dissatisfied with K-Kollege, the terrorist group which employed him most often, and after a hallucinatory encounter with a 2/3 empty tequila bottle, he decided to join the underground of WMU freedom fighters, known as [Fr0] squad, in their work to oppress these commie bastards. He enjoys long walks on the beach, sunsets, and the destruction of all those things which he deigns to dislike on that given day. Test his opinions about god, capitalism, and women. . . no matter who you are, Seth's repartee is guaranteed to offend you to the deepest core of your being.
Methods of contact:
AIM SN: Seth 023 (among others)