THESE ARE SOME JOKES THAT ARE "PRESIDENT CLINTON RELATED" SOME MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE FOR YOUNGER VIEWERS...THATS WHY THIS PAGE IS RATED PG-13. HOPE YOU LIKE THEM!

HAVE YOU HEARD, THAT THEY RENAMED AN OFFICE IN THE WHITE HOUSE? THEY NAMED IT THE "ORAL OFFICE"

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PRESIDENT CLINTON, AND THE TITANIC? ONLY 1,500 PEOPLE WENT DOWN ON TITANIC..

IN A SURVEY OF AMERICAN WOMEN, WHEN ASKED "WOULD YOU EVER SLEEP WITH THE PRESIDENT?" 68% REPLIED... NOT AGAIN!!!

DO YOU KNOW WHY THE PRESIDENT WEARS UNDERWEAR??? TO KEEP HIS ANKLES WARM......

THE LATEST NEWS IN ZIPPERGATE.... THE PRESIDENTS NAME HAS RECENTLY BEEN INDENTIFIED WITH THE "UNABANGER"

WHAT POSITION DID MONICA LEWINSKY HAVE IN THE WHITE HOUSE??? MISSIONARY

President Clinton dies and goes to heaven, or to be more accurate approached the pearly gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. "Who goes there" inquired St. Peter. "Tis I your Lordship, President Bill Clinton". "And what do you want?" asked St. Peter. "Lemmie in!" replied President Clinton. "Sooo...." pondered Peter, "what bad things did you do on earth?". Clinton thought a bit, and answered... "Well I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me, because I never inhaled. I guess I had extra-marital sex, but you shouldn't hold that against me, because I didn't have 'sexual relations'. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury." After several moments of deliberation, St. Peter replied..."Okay, heres the deal, we will send you someplace where its really hot, but we wont call it 'hell' you will be there for an indefinite amount of time, but we wont call it 'eternity' and dont 'abandon all hope' but dont hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over." -this joke brought to you curtisy of TinyTigerKitten.

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