Devil's Quotes

What good are friends if they can't do you any good?

The hunter must hunt. The monent he stops he becomes the hunted.

Strive, reach, take. Then you shall not be taken.

Definition of Good and Evil: Good is what you like. Evil is what you dislike.

When people ask me,"What gives you the right to suggest standards for others?", my answer is,"if i don't, someone else, perhaps less qualified, will." History has proven that qualification is based on acceptance. The end justifies the means.

How to be God (or Devil)

1) Don't advertise. Just let your presence be known. Never, under any conditions, go around proclaming yourself the Devil. Others must recognize you as such. The reason the God of the Christians - the fiction known as Christ - doesn't make regular appearances at concerts, book-signing parties or backyard barbeques is because he doesn't have to. There are plenty of followers who will advertise his existence for him, not to mention attesting to personal acquaintanceship. If you are a first-rate devil, others will do your adverstising for you (whether you ask for it or not).

2) Never be fashionable; always be mysterious and enigmatic. Remember: man follows his gods, and his gods are never trendy. You never met a God who wanted to be one of the crowd. That's why it has been said that "The Lord works in mysterious ways." Or why an unexpected catastrophy is called "an act of God."

3) You must have style. Class. Be reserved. Show people some restrain. If you can't be decorous around other people, how can you maintain order and control?

4) Always harbor some doubt, even about yourself. The booby hatches are filled with megalomaniacs who are cocky sure of their own omnipotence. A modicum of self-doubt in the god business adds up to the sort of self-awwareness most mortals lack, which leads to our next decree.

5) You must be perceptive enough to see things as they really are, not how you might have been taught by others who stand to gain from your ignorance. Yet to better understand the ways of man and deal with him, you must be able to suspend your awareness of what's really happening and see things through his eyes. In others words, learn to be stupid if it will serve you best.

6) Be merciful, especially when you're happy, but cruel if you're pissed off. If you really wield any power, people will realise the benefits gained by contributing to your happiness, or the tough luck that can befall them by getting in your way.