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Some people, especially real poets, will
find this poetry sick, disturbing, and uncalled for. It
is not for everyone, but for some it will be the joy in
their day. The majority of these poems are poems we found
in a book and warped to our own liking, but some of them
we wrote ourselves. Enjoy.
All Because Of Beans
O hail ye poop that comes
from me.
For the tides of pee flow south, All because of
beans.
Oh hail ye diarrhea that comes
from me.
For the tides of pee flow west,
And my soiled wind blows free,
All because of beans.
Oh hail ye rock that comes from
me.
For the tides of pee flow north,
And my rugged wind blows free,
All because of beans.
Oh hail ye bean that comes from
me.
For the tides of pee flow east,
And my hollow wind blows free,
All because of beans.
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