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Some people, especially real poets, will find this poetry sick, disturbing, and uncalled for. It is not for everyone, but for some it will be the joy in their day. The majority of these poems are poems we found in a book and warped to our own liking, but some of them we wrote ourselves. Enjoy.

The Price Of Killing A Fart

Rising with the deepest fear,
Toward deoderizing vents the farts draw near,
Their owner sitting straight and stout,
He smells them and he looks about.

He knows now that a crime is done,
And he looks down at his gushing gun.
He aims it up and cries with glee,
As his punishment is a mouth full of pee.

 



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