I poop on unique, I poop on the ultimate of ultimate
I poop on the Max of Maximum, I poop on the creator of all created

I poop on the sun, I poop on the Universe, I bring poop and pee to all that seek it, bring kidney stones and diarrhea to those who ask

I open bathroom doors, I open bathroom doors that should not be open
I give poop when there is none,
I fart the wind; My farts are in the air
in your breath

I poop happy when you poop happy,
I poop dismayed when you poop sad.
I poop on your future, I poop on your past.

I poop on you when you get up in the morning
I poop on your dreams at night
I poop on your body guard
I poop on your shield in the midst of a fart.

All I ask is a few bags of your poop,
to thank me for all that I poop on.

I poop on your provider, but if you deny me of who I poop on
I can be forced to stop up your pooper
I poop on that I poop on.