001-"Let me handle this." 002-"Click?? ...This doesn't come with ammo?" 003-"Why is your Zippo flame turning blue?" 004-"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" 005-"Trust me." 006-"I never get lost." 007-"He hit me for HOW MUCH?????" 008-"They're only Inquisitors!" 009-"I try to move silently in Metal Gear..." 010-"I didn't find any traps !!" 011-"Wonder what this button does ?" 012-"Why is this man speaking in sign language?" 013-"There is no trap on the door, so let's open it" 014-"I have this Module at home, I know exactly what to do" 015-"Don't worry, the GM won't hose me" 016-"We'll untie the prisoners and lock them in the closet." 017-"Snipers can't hit a person at this dist..." 018-"I see HOW MANY solos?!" 019-"Don't worry, AIs don't attack unless they're provoked." 020-"Don't worry sir, we can handle it." 021-"You jump down and distract him, and I'll shoot him." 022-"Lets drop our weapons and talk." "Okay!" 023-"Well ...., I'll touch it again" 024-" It's OK, I trust her..." ... *BOOM!!!!!!* 025-"Stand back you wimps. I'll kill it." 026-"Oops." 027-"Trap? What trap?" 028-"So what?" 029-"Don't be silly. If this was really the planes's Self-Destruct Button, do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it?" 030-"Hmmm...the sign on the door says, "AIRLOCK". I wonder what's inside." 031-"All right, we're in Arasakas basement, the lights are dead, and now one has night-vision, I know, we'll yell and scream so we can locate each other by sound!!" 032-"I'm going to kill our captives anyway, and I don't give a damn whether the other goody-good PC's like it or not." 034-"Y'know, since our Techie's been so obnoxious, it would probably serve him right if we set his precious Lab on fire." 035-"Yes, it's true I humiliated the GM in front of the debating team Wednesday, but he's much too broad-minded to take it out on my character." 036-"So I'm safely across the the hole? Whew! For a minute there I was worried that you might remember my encumbrance penalties." 037-"Well, I didn't much like this character, anyway...Here goes nothing..." 038-I swing the bat at the grenade so I can bat it across the room at the cops...Wait! Isn't that grenade Contact Fused ???" 039-"All right, I guess Ripsmash's right. There can't possibly be anything on the other side of this airlock. Why not open the damned thing." 040-"Whistling sounds? Naw, they can't have a grenade launcher!" 041-"They can't possibly outflank us. We have radar, and sonar!" 042-"Come on! Arrows versus Kevlar?" 043-"Me first Me first." 044-"Come on, we haven't found any traps so far." 045-"Diamonds ... Euro... Gold !!! Terry! Terry, we're rich, we're rich, we're fabulously wealthy !!!! ...Terry ... Terry??" 046-"Let's walk this way." 047-"Hey folks, follow me, I remember the way to the Building exit." 048-"I never get to have any fun!" 049-"You mean they get to use the critical hit chart too?" 050-"I'm invincible!" 051-"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing!" 052-"Stop!" 053-"No problem. That's easy!" 054-"Hey, I found it. I'm keeping it." 055-"I think we'll have to reason with him." 056-"Hah! I'm not dead yet. I'm only at mortal 1." 057-"Oh, no. We're being rescued. How embarrassing!" 058-"Yeah, I know it's dangerous, but think of the improvement points." 059-"Don't worry. I've got a plan." 060-"They can't see me. I'm invisible!" 061-"I wonder what's in here?" 062-"He wouldn't try that trick again!" 063-"They don't look so tough." 064-"I'm SURE there are no traps." 065-GM: "FIVE...FOUR...THREE...TWO..." PC: "I look for the light switch." 066-"Here kitty, kitty, kitty..." 067-"I'll open it." 068-"It seems easy enough" 069-"I think he can be trusted." 070-"Those noises are probably nothing." 071-"I'll pull the lever." 072-"Money!" 073-"Oh. He'll miss. Just look at my SP." 074-"oh no! Let's go help them!" 075-"Run away!" 076-"I want to kill something." 077-"All clear, guys." 078-"Bob, you have any grenades left? Throw me one..." 079-"AGAIN!?!?!" 080-"He shot out my eye? Okay, I tear out my other eye and throw at him as a gesture of defiance." 081-"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea." "I told him it was a bad idea." 082-"God will protect me." 083-"You wouldn't dare!" 084-"Hey, we're out! We're safe!" 085-"I'll try it on." 086-"C'mon! We're a team!" 087-"It'd be stupid to trap this!" 088-"I'll kick the door in!" 089-"It could be dangerous!" 090-"Here, hold this rope while I go down." 091-"Well, if you didn't belch, who did?" 092-"Uh guys? Hello? Anyone?" 093-"There's a smell of gas, huh? Probably nothing" 094-"Take off my armor and try to swim? Forget it --- I worked hard to get this linear frame on. Besides, the GM never lets anyone die --- he wouldn't let me drown, would he?" 095-"So what if he calls the guard? A backwater town like this can't have a very big militia." 096-"What do you mean, 'click' ?" 097-"Then I'll hit him back!" {spoken at the start of a bar brawl.} 098-"I'm bored..." 099-"Maybe we should just kill him." 100-"You DO know how to swim!?" 101-"I bar the door!" {Door opened outward.} 102-"I'll cover you!" 103-"I can't possibly miss..." 104-"Don't worry, I can hit him! I can hit him!" 105-"But he has to be our friend!" 106-"I go through the door... Wait, I check for traps!" 107-"I wonder what the black-and-yellow striped ring above the seat does?" (ejection seat) 108-"Uh, what does 'explosive decompression' mean?" 109-"Don't worry - I have Pilot-7." 110-"DO NOT OPEN" 111-"Easy kill." 112-"I've got you now!" 113-"Trust me. I know what I'm doing" 114-"I open the door and see who it is." 115-"I jump off the roof - He won't make me fail a stun test then." 116-"Your armor is too noisy. Wait here and I'll scout ahead." 117-"Whoever did this must be long gone by now." 118-"I really didn't know it was against the law." 119-"I don't understand. He should be dead by now." 120-"If we look brave and fearless, they won't attack." 121-"It doesn't look very fast; we can easily swim across." 122-"I wish we had a 10 foot pole. Oh well." 123-"Don't you understand? The odds will be even. If we can't see them, they can't see us." 124-"Who's bringing up the rear?" 125-"But lasers that big haven't been invented yet..." 126-"I've got better things to do than run your petty errands, Mr.Lundee." 127-"What?! I thought you said fifTEEN nomads." 128-"It'll be a short space voyage. Were only going to L.E.O. One week's worth of food and water will be enough." 129-"I won't fall in; I just want a better look at what's down there." 130-"Quit clowning around. Look, whichever one of you is doing that, it's not funny." 131-"A trap? That's exactly what we're supposed to expect. I think this GM is more imaginative than that." 132-"After what we took, he won't be able to afford an assassin." 133-"Wanna see my new Bomb?" 134-"Ha! That's the oldest trick in the book." 135-"Hey, Bill, shoot him, quick. Bill. Bill? Where's Bill?" 136-"Cover me." 137-"I think she's asleep." 138-"Look at the size of those tracks!" 139-"..5..6..Well, that's the last of his AP rounds." 140-"Watch this." 141-"Well, if I remember correctly, it's -2 n r 4d6 10 2 st 50mm. Hmm..."Serious. Ok, let's rock!" 142-"Did you see that guy's head? I wonder what did this." 143-"If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful." 144-"I bet it's just a holo." 145-"Well, at least I tried...?" 146-"I'll cut the red wire." 147-"Let's blow open the airlock." 148-"I jump from our car into theirs." 149-"YOU are the UGLIEST guy I've ever seen." (to 6'7'' dermal plated solo) 150-"What do you mean 'the bullets are just bouncing off'!" 151-"O.K. pal, take your best shot." 152-"Let's rush them." 153-"There's no way they'll ever find us." 154-"What could possibly go wrong?" 155-"Him? What is HE doing here? I thought we killed him!" 156-"I throw a grenade at them." {in the middle of a weapons storhouse} 157-"Guys, I'm out of ammo." 158-"Does anybody in the group have Trauma Team?" 159-"Get him!" 160-"I give him the finger..." 161-"I put my AK97 under my coat and go to the subway." 162-"Shit, it's a minefield, leggit !!!" 163-"Let's split." 164-"They will flee in terror from my ACPA" 165-"Feel like surrendering ?" 166-"It's only infantry." 167- while rolling dices "Please God, not an ammo explosion..." 168-"I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised." 169-"Say, what's that red dot on your forehead?" 170-"What kind of idiot would set boobytraps in his own home?" 171-"No, I wasn't reading the module. I was just looking at the pictures." 172-"A bloodhound and killer programs in Mom and Pop's Grocery?!" 173-"Funny, she doesn't *look* like a cyberpsycho...." 174-"Black suited Corporate geek, huh? I throw my beer on his fancy suit!" 175-"No security force is *that* fast responding." 176-"I have a very bad feeling about this." 177-"I'm sure they didn't trace me." 178-"I throw the grenade..." 179-"We'll let him fire the mortar, he's not to good with a gun." 180-"Um... I charge the machine gun nest." 181-"I think I'll rob that place." 182-"Naah. He's the GM, he never kills PCs." 183-"No, you idiot, they can't hear us crawling around out here!" (yelled to another PC) 184-"So they have a tank...big deal! I have an M-16!!! I can kill it." 185-"What do you mean they threw it back ?" 186-"There is only two left..." 187-"Switch to 2nd Edition? Okay, what the hell..." 188-"Do something, SCHMUCK !" 189-"Hey, wow, something that really DOES 'go bump in the night' 190-One of these must be the right one...just start pushing buttons at random, we'll hit it." 191-"I just HAVE to know what that bioware does." 192-"I tell the guard to go fuck himself, but I say it in a nice way." 193-"You are on my side, aren't you ?!" 194-PC1: "Don't shoot. I give up, but let this guy(PC2) go, I took him as a hostage..." NPC: "Okay, okay, but first of all drop all your weapons!" {said to PC1} PC2: {taking out his Heavy Autopistol} "Shall I drop my weapon,too ???" 195-"My Skill? ...Driving...Pilot AV...! ... Oh shit!" 196-"I'll try to fix it." 197-"I step back as far as I can." (In an elevator) 198-"I'll put my head in, and see what's inside." 199-"Beeping? O.K. I put it back in my holster." 200-"I'll hold my breath and run through the gas." 201-"I'd better carry the explosives, I've got demolition skill." 202-"Umm... Do I have a gas mask?" 203-"I knock at that door." 204-"I wonder what this does ?" 205-"Remember that cyberphysco that you HAD imprisoned down in the cellar ? Well..." 206-"Hey, I bet I can do that better than you can!" 207-"This was supposed to be foolproof!" 208-"That nice techie from across town paid me 2000eb to deliver this box to you... I think -- It must be some kind of clock !" 209-"Let me control this steering-wheel now." 210-"Don't worry, what are the odds of rolling a 1 on a d20 ?" 211-"It doesn't look like anyone is hiding in here." 212-"Aw, come on. I'm sure he's forgotten about that last time." 213-"I'll kill that sucker if it's the last thing I do." 214-"I hear a clic-clac? OK, I'll do a fast peek, like in Miami Vice. Those guys never got shot." 215-"I bet this is not under current." 216-"I know how to handle a flame thrower." 217-"I'm so tired. I'll sleep during my watch tonight. Nothing will happen." 218-"I never fall asleep during guard jobs." 219-"I want my money." 220-"I wake up quickly!" 221-"Anything but a fumble now...." "What do you mean I fumbled ?" 222-"I am not getting short-changed by this guy." 223-"Ok, since I am going to die anyway, I pull the pins off all the grenades on my body..." 224-"You must be kidding! No?" 225-"Come on, do you really think they could throw a grenade through that small window ?!" 226-"Hey, wake up, they're coming... For Heaven's sake, WAKE UP!" 227-"No retreat, no surrender!" 228-"Hey scumbag, we'll do it my way, or I'm gonna have to kill you." 229-"Look, you're on top of a building, you behind cover, he is firing full auto. There is no way he can hit you." 230-"Hey, she's female. Don't worry, this GM never has female villians." 231-"My Character is being careful." 232-"Isn't the rope double-secured up there!?" 233-"Don't worry. This is just another empty room." 234-GM: "You encounter some Boostergangers." Party: "BANZA!!!" GM: "Hmm, didn't I say, they're 84." 235-"Don't worry. This ship won't sink with this little water inside." 236-"Come on you cowards. It's only a commputer 237-"Wait. Let me first look through the keyhole." 238-"What do you mean 'No reaction' ? I hit him again harder !" 239-"He just fell off the 10th floor? I run over and catch him." 240-"Live and let live ? Yeah, right!" 241-"Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix." 242-"Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there." 243-"What happens if you touch these two wires tog..." 244-"Don't worry, it's not loaded." "Are you sure its not loaded ?" 245-"I want revenge !" 246-"Wanna have more ?" 247-"I've beaten you once and I can do it again." 248-"I wake him up." 249-"I can kill anyone. Who is it ?" 250-"17,000 miles? That's ridiculous - I can't believe someone would go that far only to kill me!" 251-"This does have a safety catch, doesn't it?" 252-"A child could have done it!" 253-"The odds were on *my* side." 254-"Those fools are wasting ammunition! They couldn't hit the broad side of a barn at this dist..." 255-"Don't worry. The Media's stupid. She won't know we're using her for a Polish Mine Detector." 256-"We're no wimps to hide inside at night !" 257-GM: "Uh. After killing one Araska Guard the 99 others aren't really too fazed." 258-"Okay guys, what we need to do is ........ROLL REALLY WELL!" 259-PC: "How long am I going to be stunned for?" GM: (smiling) "...the rest of your life." 260-"Okay, God, you wanted it this way." 261-"Don't shot, it's me." 262-"HA ! We killed all the hostages anyway!" 263-"Don't worry, he is the recon expert..." 264-"The window isn't open, so he couldn't have gotten out, he must be still be in here." 265-"I break the end of the oxygen cylinder off and aim it at the enemy!" 266-"Okay, who turned out the lights ?" 267-"It's daytime...it's gotta be safe." 268-"Let's all go in; he wouldn't kill the whole party at once." 269-"I suppose a good death is better then bad roleplaying." 270-{PC is facing a big tank} GM: "You CAN run away." PC: "No, I can't." GM: "Your cool is high." PC: "No, it ain't." GM: "Yes, it is." PC: "Used to be, My overconfidence is much higher now." 272-"Help me, I'm in deep trouble. Hey, Karl, it's your turn, you owe me a lot of money you borrowed." Karl(smiling): "Not any longer, I guess..." 273-"I jump down into the river to see how deep it is." 274-"Okay, let's see if I loaded this thing right." 275-"Was that all ?" 276-"Damn, I KNEW I'd forgotten something..." 277-"I didn't know there were rules for weapons breaking..." 278-"Reload ? Nah, I've still got 5 shots in the mag." 279-"Well, he's got the arrow point cocked against my temple, so when he lets go of the drawstring, it should just stay there, right?" 280-"I try to outrun the cops." 281-"They can't shoot us at this speed!" 282-"What do you mean this is a one-way street?!" 283-"I put the live wire in my mouth and wade through the river." 284-"I should survive this." 285-"I'll stay out here in the light." 286-"They'll never expect it." 287-"What do you mean, 'Let's try a frontal assault on those Nomads'??" 288-"What do you mean, `He panics, grabs me by the head and throws me to the other side of the room'?!? This guy is supposed to be a scared, shaken, mentally unbalanced nervous wreck!" 289-"You mean I *wasn't* sleeping in my armour ?" 290-"Who's got a zippo?, I can't see" 291-"Mayhap, I should not have done that..." 292-"I'll take this hit like a man to save my action." 293-"Hah! That's six! You're empty, mister!" 294-"Why aren't you recording our damage ?" 295-*BOOM* "Does anyone *else* have Piloting skill?" 296-"What do you mean the warranty ran out ?!" 297-PC (to GM):"I did not know you owned THAT many dice!" 298-"Only a idiot would stick his head out of that window...Hey Mark stick your head out of that window." "Okay." 299-(PC meets many Arasaka Guards) NPCs:"Who the hell are you..." PC :"I'm one of you, guys..er..joined last week." NPCs:"Then why do you wear that Militech Officier's Uniform ?" PC :"It's not a uniform....its a sweater my mother knitted for me." 300-"Don't worry, I never fumble." "Don't worry guys, I can't possibly fumble twice in a row." 301-"Scared? Us? There's ten of us and one of him! Chaaaaarge..." 302-"Maybe I should make up a spare character, just in case." 303-"It always works in the holos." 304-"You know, I'm actually starting to like this character." 305-"Power ! More Power!" 306-"Look out! I'm coming to save you!" 307-"The laws of probability say that I should be able to climb this wall like that {snaps fingers}." 308-"We surround them, fellows... hey...?" 309-"I don't know if I'll make it through this round. Maybe I should have fled." 310-"I'm still pretty sharp. I only had a few beers." 311-"It's GUARANTEED against breakage!" 312-"I have to. He insulted me. It's a matter of personal honor." 313-"This one is hard to hit. No parry this round." 314-"I'll try again." 315-"Am I still bleeding ?" 316-"We're using fumbles ?!?" 317-"What do you mean I'm standing on a big X ?!" 318-"No captain, there is no-one here, except for the computer speaking." "What is it saying ?" "9 ... 8 ... 7 ..." 319-"Don't worry. I only fail to save on an ..." 320-"You obviously don't know who you're dealing with." 321-"I'm sure that no one saw us." 322-"This disease is no lethal one." 323-"Where the hell did that assassin get a laser-guided triple-barreled crossbow ?" 324-"There are HOW MANY NOMADS in that courtyard ?" "Well, about 200. Want to stop and count them?" 325-"Well, I hit him twice. He's probably in bad shape." 326-"What do you mean there's no saving throw ?" 327-"I'll follow him down the alleyway." 328-"Stop screwing around with all this sneaky stuff!" 329-"Wait 'till I flick my bic." 330-"Ah. Safety jackets are for pussies." 331-"Don't worry. I've done this before." 332-"Just see it as a proof for courage." 333-"I was sitting here first." 334-"You're a dead man, you hear me, a dead man!" 335-"This is *my* table." 336-"What do you mean I'll be damned." 337-"What are these three glowing red dots on your chest for?" 338-"Where is that damn assassin?" 339-"Man, this water feels really funny." 340-"Maybe you'd better not touch that?" 341-"Please press '#' to download your free navigation software upgrade." 342-"I can't jump to cover. If I would do so, they will fire at Tom, right?" 343-"Okay, so they're looking furtive, jumpy, and nervous, are carrying state of the art weaponry, and are heading down a tunnel - I'll attempt to follow them stealthily." 344-"Are the others all alright ?" "I don't know - they're all under water." 345-"O.K., I'll divert the guards, you all go in the back gate." 346-"I pull the pin and count to three!" 347-"No one would be stupid enough to ram another car at THIS speed !" 348-"It's only two vehicles and they are unarmored, we should be able to take them out before they can shoot back." 349-"I hit him, but I don't want to harm him." 350-"That bridge will hold our weight!" 351-"We can hear the ocean? But we're in a sewer!" 352-"Quick! Cover your eyes !" 353-"No one would booby-trap their own closet." 354-"If you shoot me, I'll drop the light and you'll be lost down here." 355-"I don't trust you." 356-"It's a bad idea to punch out rich people, isn't it ?" 357-"You're aiming for his 'WHAT' ?" 358-"What do you mean I am holding the LAW backwards ?" 359-"What does it mean when your bio sensor goes red ?" "It means you are in a lot of trouble. Why is yours going red ?" "No, yours is !" 360-"I stick my finger into the hole in that wall over there." 361-"Do you smell something. Is that gas?" 362-"Thank God it's finally over!" 363-"Awwwww, How cute! I bet you wanna play don't ya boy!?" 364-"He wouldn't hold a grudge." 368-"Did you leave the door unlocked?" 369-"Quit playin' around guys. It's not funny! .... Guys?" 370-"Hey, GM, I've got half a pizza here. You can have it if you kill someone before the game's over." 371-"Nobody tells me what to do." 372-"If that's your attitude, you CAN'T kill me!" 373-"I always enjoy killing these guys because they're the GM's favourite NPC type." 374-"I drank what ???" 375-"Don't worry, I died last time we played, so the DM won't do it again." 376-"But I ran away...!!!" 377-"I think we can take it down." 378-"Come on, EVERY evil corp HQ has a way out!" 379-Nah...The games just started....he wouldn't put a fatal death trap in yet." 380-"Did anyone tell you you had a bad breath?" 381-"Computer, end this program." 382-"Well...I'm unconscious. At least nothing can happen to me now." 383-"No one can order me around !" 384-"I knew I should have put more points in REF." 385-"GM, I wanna buy a cyberpig." *sigh* 386-"ssssssssssss....snore....ssssssssssss...snore..." 387-"It's you again. Ha, wait some seconds, this time I'll kill you." 388-"This alley is a dead end." 389-"You won't get a second shot, so you better make your first one count, jackass!" 389-"Look - I'm a catburglar. I don't need a gun." 390-"Much will help much." (talking about explosives) 391-"We're in a tank. They would need a LAW to hit us." 392-"Okay - I'll spin around, brush away the gun in my back with my elbow and neutralize the guy with the knife with a backwards kick while throwing a grenade at the one with the shotgun." 393-Look, I know how to make nitroglyserin!" 394-"Don't worry, nobody dies on the first encounter." 395-"What do you mean no more HC?!?" "I should defeat him around the 4th round and only be