That's cool yo
-most certainly so
Are you trying to rhyme with me?
-maybe, we'll see
Dude, we could do a rap eh
-and I wouldn't know what to say
I wonder if I could throw you off
-maybe, wait, I need to cough
Natalie's talking about engineering
-oh, she's so endearing (whatever that means)
::laughing:: Hey man, that woman's mine
-don't argue with me, it's totally fine
At least you didn't say she's totally fine
-at least I didn't fess up that she's really mine...oops
Oooh... Don't go trying to take her from me...
-just a joke, okey dokey?
OK, just be careful what you sasy...say, rather
-do you know how many miles apart we are
-besides her first name, I know nothing about her
-except that she probably exists
Don't make me pound you with my fists
-it's a long reach buddy
I'd turn you to putty
I hope no one tries to turn this into a song
-that would be totally wrong
Good lord Chuck, we've gotta stop
-alright... ok... I guess so
Damn
-but it was sort of entertaining
You were supposed to say something about it popping...or drop
-but you said something about a stop
Ignore it boy
-oh joy
Will this ever end?
-it will if you cease to send
This would be true
-pretty sad too
-here I would be, alone not typing
And surely you'd be griping
-so here we are
I hope it doesn't go too far
-yeah, it's like playing golf and not breaking par
Wouldn't help if you landed in tar
-here we are at the end...
I don't know what to send
-that's better to admit
Than to let it go to... hell
-that's a tough sell
But then, what if I fell?
-all of your friends I would tell
Hey, shut up jerk
-oh, go do some work
You know, I probably should
-but the question revolves around would
Hey, you know, that was petty good
-of course I know, I'm known for that in my hood
I should go back to my dear
-ok, have fun you queer
Hey, screw you you punk
-you talk your talk and all that funk
Hey, come on man, you better step
-can't man, I just had strep
I'll get you with my lazer, zap!
-oh, shove all that crap
What you talkin' about crap for?
I'll put you on the floor
-and I'll slam you behind the door
Oh, go play with your whore
-i got rid of her at the store
She was too much of a bore?
-yeah, she made me snore
-seems you have run into a snag?
Nah, it's all in the bag
-ok, dumb fag
Don't make me gag
-you already do like a wet rag
You don't need another frag
-your lines are starting to sag
Yeah, and yours are starting to lag
-be careful, I'll shoot you up with my mag
Not if I stab you with my dag
-shut up you nag
I'll run you up like a flag
-you can't catch me after my famous zig zag
As long as you don't run into that jag
-not me, I'm an...Ag
Alright, that was sad
-yeah, let's stop, or you might get mad
-we've been doing this for about an hour
-i think you had better go take natalie and together shower
Oh, that idea she'd hate
I better save it for a later date
-i'm sure you'd think it was great
That I will not relate
-because you did a blow job on steve pate
What are you trying to insinuate?
-nothing, it's getting late
That I may be able to debate
-that's not what you said to nate
But I'll leave that up to fate
And see if you take the bait
-seven more minutes and we'll finish in an hour...great
Hey man, are you dead?
-no, alive and well in a bouncy bed
I think you've lost your head
-yeah, it's rolling on the floor, covered in red
-i have but one word to lend
What is that, my friend?
-the fact that this my pal is the end
all songs (c) Danny O'Halloran